ITT: Make your own instruction set.

Make your own instruction set for your own made up processor.  How many bits can it access?  What kind of tasks will it be used for?  Bonus points for making an implementation in sepples, FIOC, lisp, or other GENERAL PURPOSE SCALABLE COST-EFFECTIVE ENTERPRISE QUALITY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES_{(such as java)}

>>14
Your C compiler for this CPU would look like ass

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int8
int7
int6
int5
int4
int3
int2
boolean
long boolean
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