ITT: Make your own instruction set.

Make your own instruction set for your own made up processor.  How many bits can it access?  What kind of tasks will it be used for?  Bonus points for making an implementation in sepples, FIOC, lisp, or other GENERAL PURPOSE SCALABLE COST-EFFECTIVE ENTERPRISE QUALITY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES_{(such as java)}

AnonX86 will fully conform to the IA32 standard, ignoring the stuff about multibyte instructions.  Also, registers will be dynamically sized to hold whatever the user enters, rather than enforcing archaic hard-coded limits.  It will run faster than the bloated Core2 and be implemented in only 7 transistors.