FUCK YOU LOKADIN

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so I've recieved the la.ma'aselyTCAna. bracelets.

They are mildly typo'd making them collectors items spelt La.ma'aselyTCAna.

Only 500 ever produced.

When you make a charitable donation to la.ma'aselyTCAna. and report it on your taxes you recieve the money back for your charitable donation -- depending on your local government policy.

If you make a donation over $50CAD and have "La.ma'aselyTCAna. bracelet" in the item description you get a 1 in 4 chance of recieving the free La.ma'aselyTCAna. bracelet.

Today is the last day of your life so far.
loki@cisma 18:26:36 ~ $ random.lhs 1 4
4

So if there is a 4 then we'll email you congratulations and arrange for shipping.


For your convencience if you make donations for item "La.ma'aselyTCAna. bracelet" we'll devide it by 50 and run random.lhs that many times.

So for la.ma'aselyTCAna. member x that made a $255CAD donation for "La.ma'aselyTCAna. bracelet":

loki@rurix 19:20:03 ~/skamSELypla/ri $ ghci
___ ___ _
/ _ \ /\ /\/ __(_)
/ /_\// /_/ / / | | GHC Interactive, version 6.4.2, for Haskell 98.
/ /_\\/ __ / /___| | http://www.haskell.org/ghc/
\____/\/ /_/\____/|_| Type :? for help.

Loading package base-1.0 ... linking ... done.
Prelude> 255/50
5.1
Prelude> :q
Leaving GHCi.
loki@rurix 19:20:14 ~/skamSELypla/ri $ random.lhs 1 4
2
loki@rurix 19:20:31 ~/skamSELypla/ri $ random.lhs 1 4
3
loki@rurix 19:20:32 ~/skamSELypla/ri $ random.lhs 1 4
3
loki@rurix 19:20:33 ~/skamSELypla/ri $ random.lhs 1 4
1
loki@rurix 19:20:34 ~/skamSELypla/ri $ random.lhs 1 4
1
loki@rurix 19:20:36 ~/skamSELypla/ri $

They didn't win a La.ma'aselyTCAna. bracelet. Maybe next time!

la.ma'aselyTCAna. member y made a $200CAD donation for la.ma'aselyTCAna. bracelet:

loki@rurix 19:20:36 ~/skamSELypla/ri $ ghci
___ ___ _
/ _ \ /\ /\/ __(_)
/ /_\// /_/ / / | | GHC Interactive, version 6.4.2, for Haskell 98.
/ /_\\/ __ / /___| | http://www.haskell.org/ghc/
\____/\/ /_/\____/|_| Type :? for help.

Loading package base-1.0 ... linking ... done.
Prelude> 200/50
4.0
Prelude> :q
Leaving GHCi.
loki@rurix 19:23:27 ~/skamSELypla/ri $ random.lhs 1 4
4
loki@rurix 19:23:34 ~/skamSELypla/ri $ random.lhs 1 4
4
loki@rurix 19:23:36 ~/skamSELypla/ri $ random.lhs 1 4
4
loki@rurix 19:23:40 ~/skamSELypla/ri $ random.lhs 1 4
4

They are recieving 4 La.ma'aselyTCAna. bracelets.

Congrats to them! :-)

They're going fast, donate while supplies last!

Though you could probably simply make a $50CAD donation a LUNra with appropriate item name, in a few LUNra's time you'll be able to get this special edition bracelet.

I'm currently wearing 6 La.ma'aselyTCAna. bracelets.

Playing to win is free as you get your money back from your local government.
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GRUNNUR

That's not even a word!

>>2
"GRUNNUR"

GRUNNUR