I feel sick :(

Legs are sore, pain in my lower back, I can feel the onset of a sore throat, mild headache, diarhaea, general weakness.

What does /prog/ recommend I do to keep my mind of things? Any papers to read, small projects, languages?

Drink a healthy serving of Haskell, and follow that with an algorithmic language Scheme tablet. Before bed, apply Sepples ointment to your lower back to ease your back pain. Inject a bit of Java to help with the weakness.

Let me know if you are feeling better, otherwise I can prescribe you some Nomads, but the side effects are quite dangerous, so that is only a last resort.

Sincerely,

Dr. Curry