/*
* bbcoder.c -- Generate enterprise grade forum posts.
*
* Copyright (C) 2008 Anonymous
*
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*/
"Have you ever noticed that blogs are full of misinformation and lies? In particular, I'm referring to this blog. The one you're reading right now. For example, yesterday's post was so bad that it is conclusive proof that I've jumped the shark." --Jeff Atwood admitting his guilt
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Anonymous2008-11-11 16:21
By the way why are the disclaimers of liability always in all caps? I bet there's actually an explanation for this (which involves lol amerikkka)
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Anonymous2008-11-11 16:23
By the way why are the disclaimers of liability always in all caps? I bet there's actually an explanation for this (which involves lol amerikkka)
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Anonymous2008-11-11 19:58
I feel kind of baad about it
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Anonymous2008-11-12 11:01
THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED AS IS AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.
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Anonymous2008-11-12 12:26
OR OTHER TORTOISE ACTION
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Anonymous2008-11-17 1:18
Decreased the probability of generating a BBCode by half. Should make the output less horrible-looking.
{-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- bbcoder.hs -- Generate enterprise-grade /prog/ posts. -
- Copyright (c) 2008 Anonymous -
- All rights reserved. -
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- OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED -
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- DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES -
- (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR -
- SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER -
- CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT -
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- DAMAGE. -
------------------------------------------------------------------------------}
module Main where
import System.Random
bbcodify = (bbcodify' [] "") . words
where bbcodify' s str [] = return $ str ++ (concat $ map bbcodeEnd s)
bbcodify' s str (w:ws) =
do b <- randomIO
c <- randomBBCode
p <- randomIO >>= (\p -> return (if length s < 2 then True else p))
let pop = if null s then 0 else head s
let rest = if null s then [] else tail s
if b
then if p
then bbcodify' (c:s) (str ++ bbcodeBeg c ++ w ++ " ") ws
else bbcodify' rest (str ++ bbcodeEnd pop ++ w ++ " ") ws
else bbcodify' s (str ++ w ++ " ") ws
bbcodeBeg i = "[" ++ decodeBBCode i ++ "]"
bbcodeEnd i = "[/" ++ decodeBBCode i ++ "]"
bbcodes = words "aa b i m o s spoiler sub sup u"
decodeBBCode = (bbcodes !!)
randomBBCode = randomRIO (0, length bbcodes - 1)
main = getContents >>= bbcodify >>= putStrLn
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Anonymous2009-07-12 6:47
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