New Programming Language

So, /prog/

You are in charge of developing a new programming language. You are not the one who has to implement it, you just have to tell the codemonkies what you want.

Some things to think about:

- syntax style
- paradigm
- garbage collection or not
- vm or compiled
- type system
- special features of the compiler or language

>>25
Or so you speculate. Don't JITs compile directly to machine code? Couldn't any bytecode be executed by a suitable CPU? In what world does "VM" include interpreters? Face it, there was nothing in the original question to indicate what the OP was thinking (not that OP has the capacity for thought).