New Programming Language

So, /prog/

You are in charge of developing a new programming language. You are not the one who has to implement it, you just have to tell the codemonkies what you want.

Some things to think about:

- syntax style
- paradigm
- garbage collection or not
- vm or compiled
- type system
- special features of the compiler or language

>>12
Ivory Tower elitism at it's finest. The semantics of the question was obvious to anyone with half a brain. No need to split hairs, here.