SQLplus

I'm trying to count the number of 'classes' each student is taking, but I'm supposed to report back 0 if there are none. Right now, it just doesn't respond with the student.
Anyone out there been through a database class who solved this?

>>24
It's actually quite interesting you would mention that. You see, I'm the one who invented the Pronunciation Thread meme. The idea was that the first two would be "wrong-but-plausible" pronunciations, with the third being the correct one but with a (faggot) annotation. The reader would be forced to select the correct option, albeit resign to declaring themselves homosexual. It's actually quite interesting, what's the best recourse in that situation? Do you be correct yet faggot, or do you evade faggotness and be wrong?
These are the questions which keep me up at night.