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>>16
i'm not saying it's an accurate measurement, but when the distribution archive is more than four times as large as any of the other implementations, it's definitely bloated.
also,
-r-xr-xr-x  3 root  wheel    23040 Jun 18 03:46 /usr/local/bin/nvi
-rwxr-xr-x  1 root  wheel    46584 Oct  4 04:20 /usr/local/bin/lv
-rwxr-xr-t  1 root  wheel   187136 Dec  7  2007 /usr/local/bin/vi
-rwxr-xr-x  1 root  wheel   200340 Oct  7 08:41 /usr/local/bin/vim3
-r-xr-xr-x  6 root  wheel   305964 Feb 24  2008 /usr/bin/nvi
-r-xr-xr-x  1 root  wheel   483944 Apr 24  2008 /usr/local/bin/elvis
-rwxr-xr-x  1 root  wheel  1688472 May  1 22:29 /usr/local/bin/vim