Halp!

Hey /prog/, what's a good language for someone with no or very little experience in programming? I've played with MS-BASIC a little bit, and none of my scripts ever work. I want to learn!

I'm afraid I can't help you, I'm far too much of a fag.  If anyone on here isn't a huge fag, maybe they can help you.  If no one helps you, I would presume, if I were you, that everyone who didn't help you but could have was too busy thinking of potential cocks they would like to suck.