Programming language = Musical Genre

ASM    = Hard Bop
CL     = Doo wop
Scheme = Swing
C      = Rock
C++    = Progressive Rock
Perl   = Psychedelic Rock
Python = Post punk
Java   = Doom metal
Ruby   = Noise
C#     = Progressive Metal
VB.NET = Disco

Since we're linking to videos now, I was thinking of http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg7ewKJkHxs or http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a7SKERxV8Fs when I wrote >>7.