Programming language = Musical Genre

ASM    = Hard Bop
CL     = Doo wop
Scheme = Swing
C      = Rock
C++    = Progressive Rock
Perl   = Psychedelic Rock
Python = Post punk
Java   = Doom metal
Ruby   = Noise
C#     = Progressive Metal
VB.NET = Disco


C        = Industrial Rock
c++      = Some shit-core
c#       = Nu-metal with trance elements
vb.net   = Kid Pop music
java     = Garage/Grime, or rather Hindu Folk
Python   = Pop
Ruby     = J-Pop
Perl     = Noise Rock
APL      = cat /dev/urandom > /dev/dsp
LISP     = Modern Classical
Scheme   = Industrial (not industrial rock!)
Haskell  = Baroque music
OCaml    = Early XX century Romanticism music
Forth    = Martial Industrial
Assembly = Drone Ambient
LOLCode  = Nerdcore Hip-Hop
BBCode   = 8bitpop