Code yourself a(n) McCain/Obama

from time import sleep

sleep(2/0)

int republicunt()
{
   setVoters(uneducated_poor_retards);
   setPoliciesFor(richest_faggots);
   printf("evil commies!!!");
   return(avgIQ);
}
int democrap()
{
   return republicunt();
}
int libertaryan()
{
   setVoters.mostRetarded();
   printf("DERP DERP DERP DERP");
   return 0;
}