FUCKING PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES

Now, I'm taking a programming languages, and as a project we're going to make our own programming language - and in a complete strike of unimaginativeness, everyone is writing out shitty c and java clones - even though it needs to be a very simple pet language capable of doing only the very fundamental. I've been planning on going basic style with fancy functional additions, but that sounded retarded when I verbalized it, so I'm reduced to begging /prog/ for advice.

>>9
def penis():
    hurr();\
 durr();\
   hurf();\
  durf()

Alternatively, from __future__ import braces.