I'm going to learn Smalltalk now.
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Anonymous
2008-10-10 14:02
I've never touched it before, but I hear it's all based on messages and shit. Lots of abstraction and dynamicness and whatnot.
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Anonymous 2008-10-10 14:10
gtfo idiot
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Anonymous 2008-10-10 14:52
You couldn't even troll a stillborn baby.
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Anonymous 2008-10-10 15:14
I don't care enough about Smalltalk to be trolled by this.
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Anonymous
2008-10-10 15:26
Here is some Smalltalk code:smalltalk := Smalltalk new.
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Anonymous 2008-10-10 15:45
Right, I'm making progress, but I'll have you all know, the real troll is whoever made that fucking Squeak GUI.
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Anonymous
2008-10-10 16:13
>>1
Try exporting your code.
>>6
You have a problem with rotatable windows?
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Anonymous 2008-10-10 16:54
>>1
I'm stuck with a 20mb unreadable, unportable binary blob
Theory: OP is an idiot.
it's toy VM
Theory onfirmed.
Also:
Alan Kay made it
http://ridiculousfish.com/kay/prize.html
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Anonymous 2008-10-10 16:55
>>8
Fuck you Shiichan, why won't you let me delete my posts so no one else may witness my spelling failures.
s/onfirmed/confirmed/
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Anonymous 2008-10-10 17:22
Alan Kay is to Smalltalk what Steve Jobs is to Apple.
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Anonymous
2008-10-10 20:01
But Smalltalk can't even do math right. Try this:
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Name:
Anonymous
2008-10-10 20:04
>>11
There is nothing wronger than operator precedence.
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Anonymous 2008-10-10 20:46
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Name:
Anonymous
2008-10-10 21:03
>>11
2.plus(2.times(2))
Looks right to me.
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Anonymous 2008-10-10 21:03
Why use 5 characters when you could use 13?
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Name:
Anonymous
2008-10-10 21:55
>>15
Because we have public to static meet void our main budget.
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Anonymous
2008-10-11 0:05
>>11
What did you mean with ``
even C ''?
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Anonymous
2008-10-11 8:24
odd D
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Anonymous 2008-10-11 17:25
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Anonymous 2008-10-11 17:31
>>19
Excuse me but you have some kool-aid on your lip.
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Anonymous
2011-01-31 20:02
<-- check em dubz
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Anonymous 2011-02-04 18:48