Haskell Nomads

So can anybody tell me in a way one can understand it what a fucking monad does?

All the manuals on haskell monads suck - including yaht. Some tell shit, some claim stuff which has nothing to do with monads and most of them are written with so much complex shittalk or can't get it to the point that they are completely unusable.

As long as they can't write a single proper tutorial about monads, im just gonna stay far away from haskell. Better: they should just scrape monads and replace it with something which doesn't sound like ancient voodoo magic.