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COOL PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 0:07

Statements:

post(4chanBoard,text[,imageobj]) - Posts on 4chan.  Returns thread number in a threadnum object (threadnum remembers what board it came from!)
reply(threadnum,text[,imageobj]) - Replies.  Returns 0 on success and -1 on failure
mkImageObj(imagefile) - Slurps an image into a new imageObj and returns it
isbanned(board) - Returns null string if not banned and ban reason if you are
siteAsImageObj(wwwsite) - Converts a website to an imageObj and returns it
kill object - Deletes object, reclaims memory
another object - Creates duplicate of specified object and returns it
mkSpam - Returns random string in a text object

And the essentials if, while, goto, return, etc.

Object types
int, double, float, imageObj, wwwsite, 4chanBoard, text, threadnum

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 0:49

>>1
Implement it as a module in Python.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 0:49

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 1:07

>>1
I'm amazed that you can say so much, yet describe so little in the way of a programming language. What you've got there is a collection of builtins (standard library?) and some basic constructs. There's no description of the lexical structure, object semantics, operators, syntax; there is nothing.

Please, just get the fuck out.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 3:13

also, your capitalization sucks and isn't uniform

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 3:55

t's a fucking LIBRARY not a LANGAUAGE you idiot

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 4:20

It would be easy to do with THE METAPROGRAMMING LANGUAGE Ruby, except the syntax wouldn't look like shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 5:08

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 6:24

just write this as a module for ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.

(like python)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 6:33

>>1
deliberate troll??

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 6:57

>>10
1/10 (doing wrong, but more right than OP)

>>1
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 8:32

I hate "obj". Do people actually pronounce it /ɒbdʒ/?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 9:46

>>6
Really? Maybe you should read the fucking OP

COOL PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 13:32

isBanned(board)
fixed

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 17:28

banned?(board)
fixed

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 18:01

boardはbannedか

fixed

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 18:30

Did you mean: COBOL PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

Name: ddd 2008-09-19 4:12

import httplib, urllib

conn = httplib.HTTPConnection("dat.4chan.org")
headers = {"Content-type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded",
           "Accept": "text/html",
           "Enctype": "multipart/form-data"}

params = urllib.urlencode({'name': '', # kill yourself
                           'resto': '(thread number)', #yuo cna do it
                           'email': 'noko',
                           'MAX_FILE_SIZE': '2097152',
                           'pwd': '00000000', # make something up.
                           'mode': 'regist',
                           'com': "uh oh"})

conn.request("POST", "/b/imgboard.php", params, headers)


# 4. Profit

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 12:00

Java

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 14:54

[code]lol dongs[/code]

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 14:56

jews did wtf

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 15:21

>>17
ADD AIDS TO FAIL GIVING PROG.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 17:15

>>22
back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-20 5:47

>>23
back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-20 17:03

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