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The ultimate challenge.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 11:29

Can you write a working Perl interpreter in Perl?
Can you write an OS in C+Inline ASM?
Can you write a networked D&D game in FIOC?
The answer is no, because you suck at coding.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 11:39

fair enough. i couldn't do any of those things.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 11:49

Can you hax an anus with having an anus?
The answer is no, because you suck at haxing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 11:51

Can you write anything useful in the World's Leading Fictional Language HASKELL?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 11:52

*without

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 11:53

Can you write a meaningful, coherent text with at least 10 semi-long sentences in lojban?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 11:55

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Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 12:01

>>1
The first two are so old hat that they're falling apart.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 14:08

Can you write a program that recognizes if a girl is legal or jailbait in LISP?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 14:56

>>9
(define is-loli-legal? #t)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 14:56

>>9
rms worked for many years on that very problem while at mit

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 15:35

I can write a D&D game in C, an OS in Perl, and a Perl interpreter in Smalltalk.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 15:55

>>10
That's Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 16:25

>>13
Scheme ⊂ LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 16:28

>>14
Scheme ∈ LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 16:31

>>12
But can you write a Smalltalk system in D&D?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 16:45

>>15
Scheme < LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 17:01

>>1
1. foreach $i (0 .. $#ARGV) {
   eval $ARGV[$i];
}
2. Who cares
3. import dnd

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 19:07

>>18
Wins thread, thread over

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 19:13

>>18,19
Same person, thread begins again.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 19:29

>>18
exec$^X,@ARGV

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 19:31

>>10
(define (is-loli-legal?) #t)

>>17
FYAD

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 19:59

>>16
Sure. It's just one d12 roll. If I get it (my agility and intellect is also factored in, wisdom as well if I'm carrying SICP) then I write the Smalltalk. If not, I have to go read my SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 20:02

Can you write an OS in C+Inline ASM?
That's an easy one, actually.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-17 22:30

>>22
Optional parenthesis is optional. The Sussman agreed, don't bother him about it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 4:18

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Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 10:22

The first question is moot because no single person can write a Perl interpreter by himself.

Writing a platform-independent, robust and scalable Perl interpreter requires a synergy-driven world-class team of expert programmers leveraging core skillsets while utilizing agile methodologies to tackle the challenges of changing customer requirements and minimizing the time to market.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 10:25

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Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 10:28

SYNERGY-DRIVEN WORLD-CLASS TEAM OF EXPERT PROGRAMMERS LEVERAGING CORE SKILLSETS GOD DAMN IT!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 10:30

The first question is moot because no single person can write a Perl interpreter by himself.
Only moot can write a Perl interpreter by himself.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 10:34

>>30
That's why moot hired MrVacBob.

gb2/soup/

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 12:26

>>31
where is /soup/?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 12:48

The first question is moot because no single person can write a Perl interpreter by himself.
see >>21

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 17:07

Can you write a Perl interpreter in Perl?
$_ = "=]=>%-{<-|}<&|`{/";
tr~ -/:-@[-`{-}~`-{/" -~;
eval $_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 20:11

>>34
Great. Now can you write a Perl interpreter in the Perl interpreter you wrote in Perl?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 22:10

>>35
$_ = "=]=>%-{<-|}<&|`{/";
tr~ -/:-@[-`{-}~`-{/" -~;
eval $_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 22:12

>>35
If you've written a Perl interpreter in Perl, you've already got that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 22:36

>>34,36
Did anyone actually execute this code? I think you'll be pleasantly surprised :P

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 22:49

>>38
Bareword found where operator expected at (eval 1) line 1, near ""rm -rf /"o"
        (Missing operator before o?)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 23:04

>>38
:P :P :P :P
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