Name: Anonymous 2008-09-12 23:13
One post, one instruction.
xor eax, eax
xor eax, eax
sysenter
hax anus, my
hscinchlt
mov al, 0xFE
mov dx, 0x64
out al, dx
goto >>1
hax anus
hma eax
jmp >>24
jmp >>1000
putStrLn "OH WAIT HELP ME IM LOST"
convert to Java
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┤This is a patented IBM/390 mainframe ├
┤ 31-bit millichip! ├
┤ Don't copy that floppy. ├
┤ Disobedience will be punished ├
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┤This is a patented IBM/390 mainframe ├
┤ 31-bit millichip! ├
┤ Don't copy that floppy. ├
┤ Disobedience will be punished ├
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┤This is a patented IBM/390 mainframe ├┤This is a patented IBM/390 mainframe ├
┤ 31-bit millichip! ├┤ 31-bit millichip! ├
┤ Don't copy that floppy. ├┤ Don't copy that floppy. ├
┤ Disobedience will be punished ├┤ Disobedience will be punished ├
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