bash or tcsh

bash obviously

C'mon, RANT!  RANT LIKE YOUR VERY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT, AS IT MAY VERY WELL!
FREE-WHEELIN', SQUIRTIN' 'N OOZIN' GUT BLOWOUT!!!!!  PUT SOME HIGH-OCTANE
SUPER-LITERACY INTO THAT WIMP-DICK LITTLE WORKSTATION OF YOURS AND GET
DOWN TO IT!!!!  YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KINDA SUNDAY SCHOOL SING-ALONG?
YOU WANNA BE A TOO-EARLY POTTY-TRAINED FASTIDIOUS WANNABE-BOBBIE-B'ZARRO?
OF FUCKING COURSE NOT!  AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!  MY LEGS ARE ON FIRE!  HOLD ON
TO ME, I'M LEVITATING!  I SET OFF FOURTEEN-HOUR ORGASMS IN OVER TWELVE HUNDRED
SPECIES IN A THIRTY KILOMETER RADIUS WHEN I OPEN A CAN OF TUNA!  MY LEFT BRAIN
IS PLUGGED INTO THE INTERNET; MY RIGHT-BRAIN IS A GODZILLION GIGABYTE OPTICAL
ARCHIVE OF EVERY CARTOON EVER PRODUCED AND YET TO BE IN THE FUTURE!  I SURVIVE
ON A DIET OF DIOXIN AND COCOA-PUFFS, AND WASH IT DOWN WITH CLOROX 'N TEQUILA!
I LIKE MY WOMEN TWELVE AT A TIME, AND WHEN I GET THRU THEY GET BACK IN LINE!
RATTLESNAKES SEE ME COMIN', THEY SHED THEIR SKINS, LUBRICATE 'EM, AND ROLL
'EM UP - AND LEAVE THE RATTLES FOR EXTRA STIMULATION!  I TOOK THE MAIL-ORDER
KIBOLOGY PACKAGE KIBO *DIDN'T* SEND ME, EXTRAPOLATED THE GOOD PARTS INTO A
SCIENCE, AND USED THE TECHNOLOGY TO BLOW THE PUBLIC ACCESS WORKSTATION LAB
OFF THE FACE OF NORTH AMERIKA!  HELL, I GOT WOMEN FLOCKING IN DROVES FROM
NEW YORK/BOSTON/BERKELEY WEARIN' LSD-SOAKED EDIBLE PANTIES 'N BEARING GIFTS
OF SUPERCOMPUTERS AND DIRTY PAMPHLETS!  THE MUTANT HORDES I SIRE FROM THESE
TECHNO SHE-BITCHES ARE HOLED UP IN THE VALLEY OF LIGHT IN NORTHWESTERN
ARKANSAS, WAITIN' FOR JUDGEMENT DAY OR A GOOD $1 CIGAR!  I DRIVE A STEAMROLLER
TO WORK; I FUEL MY ELEVATOR WITH HYDRAZINE AND LOX!  MY DESK IS A FOURTH
DIMENSIONAL TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM EXTENDING TO THE END OF THE UNIVERSE, AND
I STILL DON'T PUNCH A TIME CLOCK!  YUPPIE NEW-AGE FANATICS FROM THE YEAR
2475 ARE CHANNELLING *ME* FOR ADVICE IN LOVE, SALES, AND GOOD SEX!  WHEN I
FART IN THE WINTER, SKATERS FALL THRU THE FLASH-MELTED ICE!  DON'T BELIEVE
ME; MY WORDS ARE ALL LIES, AND ARE THE BASIS FOR ALL KNOWN MYTHOLOGIES
AND PORNOGRAPHY VIGNETTES!  I EAT RAZOR BLADES FOR DESSERT, AND SHIT
TITANIUM RIBBONS FOR THIRD-WORLD SPACE PROJECTS!  CLIVE BARKER AND STEVEN
KING BROKE DOWN AN' STARTED CRYIN' AND SINGIN' NURSERY RHYMES WHEN THEY
GOT A LOAD OF MY EEG'S!  I STARCH MY UNDERWEAR WITH SUPERGLUE AND GROUND
GLASS PARTICLES!  I TWIDDLE MY TOES IN MOLTEN MAGMA AND WIGGLE MY EARS IN
THE VAN ALLEN BELT!  I BEAT THE HYDRA IN A STARING MATCH AND USED HER
HAIR FOR FISH BAIT!  I CAUGHT GODZILLA IN ONE CAST, AND THREW HIM BACK
TO GO GET HIS BIG BROTHER!

The acronym YHBT beyond   comprehension for I   am an EXPERT   PROGRAMMER but it   sucks at finding.

tcsh, faggot

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