I'm going to learn Python!

Yeah, I'm going to defile a cudder, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

Well, except not helping me, that is...

What should I use to learn Python?  The official documentation?  Some furry comic?

I suppose I already know the basics of Python (forced indentation, etc.) as I've written some small programs, ... but what about the Pythonic way?  How can I become one with Guido?

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OK GUYS WHAT THE HELL

AND WHY THE HELL ARE SOME FUNCTIONS MEMBER FUNCTIONS AND SOME ARE NOT

AND WHY THE HELL DO SOME FUNCTIONS REQUIRE PARENTHESES AND SOME DO NOT?

WHAT THE HELL WHY IS ONLY THE INDENTATION FORCED AND NOT THE CASE OF FUNCTIONS AND CLASSES LOWERCASE MY ASS!

Why do you need a motherfucking colon after most things?