I've got a groundbreaking idea.

What if, instead of just plain XML, or any other markup language for that matter, we build an executable file that upon execution prints whatever is stored in the file? That way we can run like:

$ ./index.xml

And then see the output of the file on stdout. Since the file is binary, we can't just edit it with emacs, so we have to make the file edit itself! For example:

$ ./index.xml --edit-node 3 --set-attribute name=haskell

What do you guys think, /prog/rammers?

I'm >>17 and none of you picked up on my put-on lack of knowledge, and just chose to insult functional languages. None of you are programmers :(