1. Obama is a Christian, but not the preachy type and doesn't shove his religion down everyone's throats, so dense fucks like you don't realize it. In fact, that "Jr." in his name is actually frowned upon by Muslim cultural traditions - by some, it is considered offensive to name a child after a living relative, and even a form of self-worship to name your child after yourself. In other words, Obama is offensive to Islam.
2. McCain's key talking points in this campaign are that he has EXPERIENCE, and that Obama does not. However he's old and therefore senile, so it doesn't fucking matter if he has EXPERIENCE or not, because he can't remember shit. Plus, he's probably going to have a heart attack during the inauguration.
3. Palin is an Evangelical wack job. She's had five kids because she doesn't believe in birth control, nor does she believe in keeping her cockpit clear. Also, her last kid has Downs syndrome, because she's GENETICALLY DEFECTIVE.
4. Biden is, like McCain, also and old guy. However he's not quite as old so he's still got a few years to go. Which is good because that's how long the presidency is.
5. McCain is an old fucker, and therefore bound to have a heart attack at any minute. Obama is a nigger, and therefore might get shot or arrested for dealing crack. Either way, it comes down to who the VP is. Do you want the nutcase bitch, or the other guy who's probably the most normal out of all of them?