Best Language for Game Programming?

Sup.

I'm a total newb at programming, but I want to learn how to make my own games and stuff. Maybe aplications too.

What programming language and/or software should I use?
What should I learn first?

Inb4 be patient. I know it takes time to learn this stuff.

Thanks guys, I hope you can help me.

Suggestion (for real): make a sexual text adventure. I've seen few if any, yet I've seen hundreds of others, so it'd be more useful, original and have higher chances of getting people to use it if it were about sex.