Sussman Fantasy Scenarios

What if SICP were ASPECT ORIENTED? What would that be like?

Why is it Lambda? Was it because primitive typesetting could not capture his elegance?

Two Sussmen fight drug lords in southern LA in SICP: The Movie. Will there be Monads?

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Seriously guys, I think you're going too far. I know it's stupid to tell this to Anonymous, but I wouldn't turn the respect we have for the Sussman into something he might not like if he saw it. And we're easily reachable via Google if you Google for Lisp-related stuff.

I see the Sussman as a super-hero, along with the Abelson. They're like Superman and Batman; the former is all about purity; the later is darker but gets the job done and does just as good a service to the world.