ITT we code in our own fictional languages.


func say($s) { echo $s, "\n"; }
class :open Thing {
    var :pub=r :priv=rw $thing;
    func :pub :pure hai() {
        return func () { say "Hai."; }
    }
    func :priv die() { die(); }
}
class :open Thing {
    func hai() {}
}
class :open String {
    func :pub :uses=$var makeAwesome() {
        $var = "Awesome!"; # Or somesuch.
    }
    func __toInt() {
        return 5;
    }
}
Thing::hai()();
(new String("Hai!") == "Hai")
say "Lol"->makeAwesome(); # "Awesome!"
say "Num" + 5; # "10"

>>37
Uhhhhh except that's not true at all, since in Quantum Mechanics, the term observe has a different meaning to in the Classic lexicon. All double-slit proves is that we poke things when we measure them.