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evening, /prog/-riders

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 9:11

just dropping by to say hello. don't forget the memes which we all began on, forced indentation, my other car, slow as fuck ror, and all those other memes which I invented.
see you in a couple of months.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 9:17

2 get

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 9:40

3 get

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 10:33

don't 4 get to sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 10:38

5 sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 11:38

BBCode, faggot quotes, SICP (how's that related to this thread?), and going way back in time there's get, sage, let's get 1000 by xyz, www.opera.com, FORMAT (won't erase your data), and one I loved:

>>1 is xyz
>>2 is blah blah blah
>>3 is ...

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 11:41

>>6 is DQN

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 11:48

Okay, imagine this:

/prog/snake t-shirts.

With the snake in the front and the text "have u read ur sicp today" at the back. We could easily sell them for $15 a piece and gather some money to make /prog/ better. Epic win?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 11:52

And of course, there's Yoshinoya, I'm Korean and IDs/idguy

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 12:04

>>8
But how can money make /prog/ better if none of us admin it?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 12:04

$ ls ~/dev/x-kopipe/
about                  fucking-c              poetry-1
abstract-bs-orig       fucking-cpp            prog-meme-mash-1
abstract-bs-sussman    fucking-digg           prog-snake
alpha-male             fucking-functional     py-lambda-punch
ascii-python           fucking-microsoft      python-is-horrible
bbcode-find-x          fucking-perl           real-ultimate
bbcode-pong            fucking-prog           satori-null
bbs-freak              fucking-reddit         scheme-cant-do-that
bbs-freak-2            fucking-ruby           sepples-a-day
bento-box              goatse1                study-cs-philosophy
biter-has-AIDS         haskell-lover-plea     suave-space-toad
breathing-manually     i-am-an-1              suave-space-toad-2
bus-read-sicp          i-am-an-2              sussman-rape
c-is-horrible          i-am-an-3              the-one-liners
ceo-linux-enterprises  i-am-an-4              ubanto-ascii
ceo-sicp               i-am-an-5              ubantu-ascii
ceo-y-combinator       i-hate-women           ubuntu-ascii
ctm-rhino              lisp-banner            undertaker-is-real
ed-is-standard         long-complain          unlimited-hacker-works
everything-is-fake     lueshi                 unlimited-prog-works
expert-lisp-programmer lunix-failvolds        unlimited-prog-works-2
expert-programmer      nice-not-appreciated   valid-perl-1
facepalm-1             pengiun-of-doom        yhbt-yhl-hand
fucking-abelson        pickup-lines

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 12:05

>>8
Okay, imagine this:
I will, along with my job.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 12:08

>>11
Fancy to post the-one-liners?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 12:10

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 12:30

>>11
You forgot your hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 14:37

$ ls ~/copipe/
4chanlevel_christian.pasta   heron_alexandria.pasta     nomads.ascii                rispu.ascii
anticudder.ascii             heron_compspirit.pasta     perl_camelcode.ascii        rmsesr_slashfic.pasta
banner_lisp2.ascii           heron_java.pasta           poetry_brotherguido.pasta   ronpenton_roguegame.pasta
banner_lisp3.ascii           heron_original.pasta       poetry_lisp.pasta           schemeworld_partone.pasta
banner_lisp4.ascii           heron__programmer_.pasta   poetry_python.pasta         sepples_html.pasta
banner_lisp5.ascii           ilikekonata_konata.pasta   poetry_sussman.pasta        sicp_busdream.pasta
banner_lisp6.ascii           ilikekonata_sussman.pasta  prog_dream.pasta            sicp_recruitadvert.pasta
banner_lisp7.ascii           insaneptroll.ascii         program_cocks.pasta         soab_adulthood.pasta
banner_lisp.ascii            jap.ascii                  program_doublecocks.pasta   soab_arc.pasta
banner_lispawesome.ascii     javabig.ascii              progsnake_2head.ascii       soab_basic.pasta
barf_lisp.ascii              javaduck.ascii             progsnake.ascii             soab_c++.pasta
barf_lispclosure.ascii       java_finalsolution.pasta   progsnake_awesome.ascii     soab_expertp.pasta
bart_java.ascii              java_garfield.ascii        progsnake_dead.ascii        soab_gnu.pasta
ed_isthestandard.pasta       java_quake.ascii           progsnake_devious.ascii     soab_java.pasta
ed_sysadmin.pasta            java_smiley.ascii          progsnake_displeased.ascii  soab_ogg.pasta
enlightened_4engi2.pasta     katieofdoom_lisper.pasta   progsnake_heavy.ascii       soab_originalc.pasta
enlightened_4engi.pasta      kitty.ascii                progsnake_jap.ascii         soab_pigd.pasta
enlightened_sussman.pasta    lisp_agitc.pasta           progsnake_java.ascii        soab_prog.pasta
evalapplyball.ascii          lisp_basic.ascii           progsnake_jew2.ascii        soab_python.pasta
fairx_schemer.pasta          lispexpert.pasta           progsnake_jew.ascii         soab_thread.pasta
functlang_description.pasta  lisp_facts.pasta           progsnake_sad.ascii         sussman_drawing.pasta
fuqin.pasta                  lisp_imagine.ascii         progwelcome.pasta           true_nerds.ascii
gzimmer_sussman.pasta        lisp_lambda.ascii          python_lispeat.ascii        yoshinoya.pasta
haskell.ascii                lispsmug.ascii             rispu2.ascii

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 14:41

>>16
$ cat heron_compspirit.pasta

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 14:42

>>17
$ cat heron_compspirit.pasta
i am a computer spirit. i am conjuerd w/ spells. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will find your car and transform it into a cdr.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 14:43

>>17,18
$ cat heron_compspirit.pasta
i am a computer spirit. i am conjuerd w/ spells. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will find your car and transform it into a cdr.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 14:43

>>14
I really enjoyed your voice. Very sensual.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 14:52

>>16
Can you send me all your pastas? I lost mine.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 15:08

>>21
hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 15:09

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 15:10

>>22 is not >>23

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 15:26

I still want to see >>11's stuff :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 15:27

anticudder.ascii
HIBT?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 15:29

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Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 15:33

Alright folks, >>23 here. As we all know, there are only three people on /prog/ - you, me and The Sussman. The downloads number of that archive states '3'. I didn't download it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 15:34

>>28
THEN WHO WAS THREE?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 15:36

I am a bit disappointed, seeing that most of the content of >>23 was something that I have, in fact, created :(

Name: sage 2008-08-21 15:38


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Name: SNOW CRASH MEME FAN 2008-08-21 15:40

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Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 15:43

>>31
progsnake_heavy.ascii detected.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 15:44

>>30
fail. GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 16:12

>>23
LOL, one of my memes is in here. I am a veritable /prog/ god.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 16:50

>>35 here. Just like to say that maybe I am not as special as I thought I was when I wrote >>35. Sorry for wasting your time. It was only one measly meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 16:59

>>36
It's okay. (:

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 17:26

HI, I AM G.J. SUSSMAN, FOUNDER AND CEO OF SICP. WHILE LAMENTING OVER THE LACK OF FORCED INDENTATION IN SCHEME LAST NIGHT, YOUR MOTHER CALLED ME AND ASKED ME IF I WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO HELP HER WITH A SICP EXERCISE; BEING THE FINE GENTLEMAN THAT I AM, I PUT ON MY DAPPER WIZARD HAT AND ROBE AND WENT OVER TO HER HOUSE. ROGUISHLY SNEAKING THROUGH THE BACK DOOR I KNOCKED HER OUT WITH A CUDDER AND TORE THE GARMENTS OFF HER RIPE BODY. HER FULL BREASTS AROUSED ME TO THE DEGREE THAT MY EVALUATOR STOOD STRAIGHT IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO DO A LAZY COMPUTATION. NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF, I SHOVED MY RIGHTEOUS SUSSBOY IN THE MANHOLE OF THE FINE LASS. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT DESIGNED FOR A MAN OF MY OBSCENE GIRTH, AND SHE WOKE UP FROM THE PAIN. NOT CARING ABOUT ANYTHING BUT MY MANLINESS, I CONTINUED THRUSTING AS SHE FAINTED AGAIN FROM THE AGONIZING TORTURE OF THE TRIPEDAL CREATURE LOOMING OVER HER. IN A MINUTE I WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WITH THE FORCE OF SEVERAL ANGRY SUPERNOVAS IN A SACK, . THE FLOOD CAME, AND LIKE MOSES I CLEAVED HER IN HALF FROM THE SHOCK. NOT STOPPING, I SHOVED THE HOSE IN HER EYE SOCKET AND LET THE REST OF THE SAUCE ENTER HER SKULL. AFTER THAT I WENT HOME AND READ SICP UNTIL I FELL ASLEEP. I GUARANTEE IT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 17:37

>>38
I actually got a boner from reading this.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-21 17:48

HI, I AM G.J. SUSSMAN, FOUNDER AND CEO OF SICP. WHILE LAMENTING OVER THE LACK OF FORCED INDENTATION IN SCHEME LAST NIGHT, YOUR MOTHER CALLED ME AND ASKED ME IF I WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO HELP HER WITH A SICP EXERCISE; BEING THE FINE GENTLEMAN THAT I AM, I PUT ON MY DAPPER WIZARD HAT AND ROBE AND WENT OVER TO HER HOUSE. ROGUISHLY SNEAKING THROUGH THE BACK DOOR I KNOCKED HER OUT WITH A CUDDER AND TORE THE GARMENTS OFF HER RIPE BODY. HER FULL BREASTS AROUSED ME TO THE DEGREE THAT MY EVALUATOR STOOD STRAIGHT IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO DO A LAZY COMPUTATION. NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF, I SHOVED MY RIGHTEOUS SUSSBOY IN THE MANHOLE OF THE FINE LASS. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT DESIGNED FOR A MAN OF MY OBSCENE GIRTH, AND SHE WOKE UP FROM THE PAIN. NOT CARING ABOUT ANYTHING BUT MY MANLINESS, I CONTINUED THRUSTING AS SHE FAINTED AGAIN FROM THE AGONIZING TORTURE OF THE TRIPEDAL CREATURE LOOMING OVER HER. IN A MINUTE I WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WITH THE FORCE OF SEVERAL ANGRY SUPERNOVAS IN A SACK, . THE FLOOD CAME, AND LIKE MOSES I CLEAVED HER IN HALF FROM THE SHOCK. NOT STOPPING, I SHOVED THE HOSE IN HER EYE SOCKET AND LET THE REST OF THE SAUCE ENTER HER SKULL. AFTER THAT I WENT HOME AND READ SICP UNTIL I FELL ASLEEP. I GUARANTEE IT.

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