ITT the ABC Programming Language

#include <stdio.h>

int main(int argc,char argv*[]){
  int i = 0;
  int BUFFA;

  while(argv[i]!='\0'){
    if(argv[i]='a')
      BUFFA++;
    else if(argv[i]='b')
      BUFFA--;
    else if(argv[i]='c')
      printf("%i\n",BUFFA);
    else printf("%s","Error.\n");
  }
}

what happens if I _do_ reply?

>>361
congratulations, you just set off a chain of events that causes the world to end in December.

>>361
Go back to reddit!

ABC

>>364
IT'S EASY AS 123!

I am currently working on building a fully-compliant interpreter from some of the toy examples presented in this thread. I am trying to decide on a price point. How much does the ABC Programming Language's abysmal lack of enterprise solutions cost you in today's economic climes?