ITT the ABC Programming Language

#include <stdio.h>

int main(int argc,char argv*[]){
  int i = 0;
  int BUFFA;

  while(argv[i]!='\0'){
    if(argv[i]='a')
      BUFFA++;
    else if(argv[i]='b')
      BUFFA--;
    else if(argv[i]='c')
      printf("%i\n",BUFFA);
    else printf("%s","Error.\n");
  }
}

It's called a ``buffer''

>>2
No, a BUFFA.

else printf("%s","Error.\n");


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacbbbbbbbbbbcaaaaaacbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacbbcaaaaaaaaaaaaacbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacbbbbbbbbbbbbbcbbbbcaaacb
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbcaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacbbbbbbb
bbbbbcacaaaaaaaaaacbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacbbbbbbbbbbcaaaaaacbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacbbbbbbbbbbbbbcbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaacbbbbbcaaaaaaccaaaaaaaacaaaaacbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbc

USE ASCII

Is no-one going to correct him?

BUFFA BUFFA BUFFA BUFFA BUFFA

Maybe he intended to use ``BUFFB'' and ``BUFFC''.

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GET TO DA BUFFA

I <3 ABC

i never gets incremented.

>>12
That's not the only problem.

>>13
BUFFA is not initialized and argv[argc] is not guaranteed to be '\0'?

>>14
Correction: argv[argc] is guaranteed to be NULL.

>>14
There are even more problems.

>>>char argv*[]
what

>>14
6/10

perl -ne"/a/?$,++:/b/?$,--:/c/&&print chr$,for split//"

>>2
HEY KID, IMA COMPUTA


prog = raw_input('>')
acc = 0
for i in prog:
    if i == a:
        acc += 1
    if i == b:
        acc -= 1
    if i == c
        print acc,

if i == c
what.

>>21
Barewords are the same thing as chars now?

>>23
Someone obviously never forcefully indented their code.

>>24
forcibly

Anyways, >>25, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

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>>24
I have. Have you?

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "<stdin>", line 4, in <module>
NameError: name 'a' is not defined

>>28
import nakedchars

>>21

prog = raw_input('>')
acc = 0
for i in prog:
    if i == 'a':
        acc += 1
    if i == 'b':
        acc -= 1
    if i == 'c':
        print acc,

self = lambda s, i=0: s != '' and self(s[1:], {'a': lambda x: x + 1, 'b': lambda x: x - 1, 'c': lambda x: __import__('sys').stdout.write(str(x))}.get(s[0], lambda x: x)(i))
self(raw_input('>'))

>>30
Every time I see FIOC code, I ask myself ``So clean… Isn't that HASKELL?''. But then I realise that it's FIOC and I think that haskellites and pythonistae should be friends.

>>31
Every time I see FIOC code, I ask myself ``So clean… Isn't that LISP?''. But then I realise that it's FIOC and I think that lispellites and pythonistae should be friends.

>>33
Did you just call (((LISP))) ``clean''?

>>34
(((((((lol))))))()()()()()())((()))())()))))()()(()))()()()())))))((()))()))()()))(())())))()((lol)))

>>34
It is. Little pearls of code. :3

>>36
It is. Little nuggets of shit. :3
Fixed.

Seriously I can't believe none of you have picked up on the most obvious problem.

>>38
I have.

>>38
Using sepples instead of Java?