/prog/ Hire Me Thread

So What is up Mr. Prog.

I would like to give an opportunity to any of you in a position of power to offer the great ME a job.  I am extremely novice with only a year and half experience dedicated myself to programming.

I am looking for at least 100k a year and up, with nice benefits.  The thing is I have an amazing gift to think like a computer and extreme logical problem solving.  Basically on a scale of 1-10 of talent I am a 100.

I have read SICP
I have dreamed of amazingly complex problems
I can solve any problem you give me

contact me in this thread with further Inquiry

Note I do not need a job to prove myself and have ambitious startup plans.  If instead you would like to invest in these plans please be rich and allow me total control.

Dear Freind,

I am a personal treasurer to Mikhail Khodorkovsky the Richest man in Russia and owner of the following companies: Chairman CEO:YUKOS OIL (Russian Largest Oil Company) Chairman CEO:Menatep SBP Bank (A well reputable financial institution with its Branches all over the world)

SOURCE OF FUNDS:
I have a profiling amount in an excess of US$100.5M, which I seek your Partnership in accommodating for me. You will be rewarded with 4% of The total sum for your partnership. Can you be my partner on this?  INTRODUCTION OF MY SELF As a personal consultant to him, authority Was handed over to me in transfer of money of an American oil merchant For his
last oil deal with my boss Mikhail Khodorkovsky.

Already the funds have left the shore of Russia to an European private Bank where the final crediting is expected to be carried out.While I was on the process, My Boss got arrested for hisInvolvement in politics by financing the leading And opposing political parties (the Union of Right
Forces,Led by Boris Nemtsov, and Yabloko, a liberal/social democratic party Led by Gregor Yavlinsky) which poses treat to President Vladimir Putin Second Tenure as Russian president.

You can catch more of the story on This website:
http://www.opendemocracy.net/debates/article-3-56-1409.jspor
http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2003/11/13/51215.html

YOUR ROLE: All I need from you is to stand as the beneficiary of the Above quoted Sum and I will re-profile the funds with your name, which will enable The European bank transfer the sum to you IF YOU PROOF P=NP. I have decided to use this Sum to relocate to American continent and never to be connected to any Of Mikhail Khodorkovsky conglomerates. The transaction has to be Concluded In 2 weeks before Mikhail Khodorkovsky is out on bail. As Soon as I confirm your readiness to conclude the transaction with me, I Will
provide you with the details.

PLEASE REACH ME THROUGH MY ALTERNATIVE EMAIL BOX:(ruikvassily2@yahoo.com)

Thank you very much

Regards

Ruik Vassily