/prog/ - WHEN I WAS

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-17 10:42

A YOUNG BOY
I SPAMMED /prog/
BECAUSE THERE WAS
NO MODERATORS

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-17 10:59

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-17 15:25

Emacs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-17 16:01

EXCEPTIONS!

Name: !WokonZwxw2 2008-07-17 16:15

ಠ_ಠ

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-17 16:22

>>5
We get it, you aren't terribly bright. Keep it to yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-17 16:23

（￣へ￣） Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".

Name: （￣へ￣） 2008-07-17 16:25

>>7
We get it, you aren't terribly bright. Keep it to yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-17 19:26

>>4
_{throw AnusError("Haxing detected");}

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-17 22:57

>>9
Invalid Java.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-17 23:46

>>10
That was C++, Mr Enterprise.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-17 23:48

>>9
Why is it invalid? What if AnusError is a method returning an Exception?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-18 0:16

>>12
Then it's improperly capitalised and the first letter should be in lowercase.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-18 4:18

>>13
That doesn't make it invalid. This isn't Python we're talking about here. Java does strongly encourage bad style but it doesn't force you to use it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-18 4:46

>>13
Stop making fun of Haskell!

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-18 9:50

>>12-15
I said it's C++, not the slow as fuck language Java.

In other words SHUT UP ABOUT JAVA.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-18 9:51

Revised⁵ Report on the Slow as Fuck Language Java

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-18 12:49



Poster poster = new Poster(>>16);

Java java = new Java();

java.haxAnus(poster.getAnus());

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-18 14:12

>>18
>>18.java:4: illegal start of expression Poster poster = new Poster(>>16); ^ 1 error

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-18 14:29

>>19
You forgot to run it through the bb^CO^DE preprocessor.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-18 21:09

>>20
Using the Meta BBCode Compiler?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-18 22:48

>>21
If you're into that. We aren't here to judge.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-18 23:53

>>22
Actually, we are, and >>21 is obviously the guy of guy who would suck the Ginger's penis.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-19 7:32

>>23
Well, in that case, I'd like to judge your horrendous excuse for grammar.

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