Furries

Furries on my /prog/?

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/9543/1216230147019jo4.jpg

It's more likely then you think.

The question is, what were you searching for that turned that up?
That's more worrying.

>>2
Just lurking /b/

>>3
Well, then please go back there.

>>2,4
STFU. GTFO.

>>1,3
Saw that, too. But those pics are old as stone. Are you a newfag?

We don't ``newfag'' on /prog/.

back to /b/, please.

Why does everyone hate furries. Why can't you all just IGNORE THE WIERD FUCKS? When you die, are you going to insult the people in hell? That is assuming you don't go there yourselves, you hate filled bastards.

BTW, WTF does the Russian say in the picture?

>>7
Hal Abelson and Gerald Jay Sussman expanding on the concepts from their popular textbook, SICP.

>>7
Because they're fucking everywhere.

>>7
it'd be a lot easier to ignore them if they'd just shut up about it instead of screaming "fursecution" every time they piss people off.

>>7
Mr. Anonymous,

I recently read your post, >>7, and found it to be rather entertaining and well written. There is one problem that I have with an otherwise fine article:

-----Quoted Text-----
Why can't you all just IGNORE THE WIERD FUCKS?
-----End Quote-----

As a fur, I found this to be very insulting. It's apparent that you are mis-informed about the furry community. This is not surprising, because the media has decided to single out some of the worst of our culture and use that to stereotype the rest of us. Please allow me to give you some brief information about the true furry community.

If you have any further questions, please feel free to contact me , or for a much broader response, post a message to the alt.lifestyle.furry newsgroup. (Access to newsgroups / Usenet should be available through your Inernet Service Provider. If they do not carry the alt.lifestyle.furry newsgroup, ask them to. I'm sure they will be happy to help.)

Though I have tried to come up with my own interpretation of what being 'furry' is, I have found that the alt.lifestyle.furry FAQ document handles this quite well:

-----Quoted Text-----
1.1) What is a furry?

Furry is a word which has probably been asked to do a little too much work. It has numerous meanings, and it's not particularly easy to find two people who agree on the precise definition for any of them. The original two definitions we supplied in the first version of the FAQ are:

1. an anthropomorphic animal character. i.e. an animal with human characteristics.

2. a human who relates strongly, in whatever way, to the idea of the characters outlined in the previous definition. This may involve anything from a person who simply enjoys viewing furry fanzines or films, to someone who actually desires to be a 'real' furry, or believe that they are literally a non-human trapped within a human form.

But not all ALF regulars are interested in anthropomorphics. Some are largely unaware of the 'furry fandom,' or are simply uninterested in it for a variety of reasons. Most of us who created ALF were 'fans' of one kind or another, and this coloured our view-point perhaps more than we realised.

So, after much discussion, we'd like to add a third definition, one that tries to include everyone who has made ALF a home.

3. a person with an important emotional/spiritual connection with an animal or animals, real, fictional or symbolic.
-----End Quote-----

As you can see, there is no mention of sexual fetishes or fantasies of any kind. While it IS true that there are those who use the furry community as a vehicle for their sexuality, a large majority lead relatively normal lives. The problem that has occurred, and one that the community is very concerned about, is that the news media has decided to single out those with furry-related fetishes and used them to portray the group as a whole.

Your description of furries as a 'fetish' is most likely a result of this poor journalism, and because of this I forgive you. Everybody makes mistakes, and, as you know, the television media especially has a tendency to promote the most outrageous for the sake of ratings, regardless of the consequences it has on others. All that I desire from you is that, if possible, you edit your article to reflect this. The entire community is suffering a great deal of stress due to this negative and false stereotype, and even a short comment like yours will perpetuate the problem.

-Jonathan D. Miller

>>9
Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking. But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.

There is a question I see time and time again from furries. "Why do you hate us so much?". They point out all the other shit that gets posted on the internet and they can't understand why, of all the shitting dicknipples, dead cats and tubgirls, they're the most hated thing on the internet. Well, I'm here to tell you. What you have is a fetish. That's all, a fetish. Just like people who want to be pissed on or people who love feet.But you couldn't just have a normal festish, oh no. You had to make it a "lifestyle". You had to build your entire life around your retarded fetish. Then you took it a step further - you wanted to be able to show off your fetish lifestyle, rub it in everyones faces then you expected them to smile. You want to fuck animals and you expected people to be proud? Then you whine like nothing else when people tell you how retarded it all is, cry "fursecution" you're some oppressed fucking minority. You know what foot-lovers do? They keep it to their fucking selves. There's MILLIONS of them
and they're quiet about it, stay in their own little communities to talk about it and don't grind it in everyone elses face. They KNOW what they like is weird, they fucking deal with it like normal people.

THAT is why we hate you. You've got a retarded fetish and you insist on cramming it down everyone elses throat then DEMANDING that they treat you nicely when you just said you want to fuck a man-dog. You act like you've got some grand right not to have the piss taken out of you no matter how stupid what you're doing is. When a community tells you it doesn't want you there you don't realise it's not YOUR community and not your business. You try and FORCE them to tolerate you, you stay no matter how many people hate you and just shove your shit in their faces harder. How could anyone NOT hate you?

So go ahead, furry. Take a look in the mirror and then tell me I'm wrong. Or grow some self-respect and keep your fucking fetish private like everyone else.

>>13

I certainly hope that it's a copypasta (otherwise, I would feel guilty not reading it :().

>>15
>>11-13 are copypasta

>>16 is copypasta

>>13
Couldn't we just hate them for wearing stupid costumes voluntarily? There's nothing wrong with actually fucking animals.

>>18
I'm hating them for saying they want to be animals and then dressing up in these shitty Disney-cartoon costumes. Go and fucking find yourself a real wolfskin, asshole.

I see no SICP. On the other hand there's books for Sepples, ASP, PHP and Perl.

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