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Name: Anonymous 2008-07-08 1:21

I hate you with all my might, /prog/.

I thought I had finally gotten away from you, from the forced idiocy, all of these faggots ruining my board, this permanent September, I thought I had finally kicked it. Everything in my life has been better since I left you, /prog/.

I've been more social, I got into college, a CS degree, a job at the University in the CS research department with opportunities to take me all the way out to a Ph.D.

As I'm just now starting up work at the laboratory, and going to the orientations for the college, I'm staying at my grandmother's house. Now, she is oh god how did i get here computer etc. for the most part, but she can handle email and mailing lists pretty well. She was one of the founders of a list about a spiritual group [spoilers]for old people[/spoilers].

I knew she said she'd been having trouble with the internet, but when I got here, she confessed it was actually with some people on the mailing list.

"There have been some people emailing on there that are really opinionated... really heated, angry discussion, personal insults and threats, and just generally unruly behavior! I just didn't know how to respond to this--I mean, all of it was totally against all of the teachings! I simply replied, 'Read Seth', as if they had been, I'm sure that they would realize that Seth(the main character of this 'religion' type thing) wouldn't approve of this!"

"But when they wrote back they used some acronyms, and I'm sure you know what this is VIPPER, you're so good with computers. I mean I know what LOL and ROFL and some things mean, but I just couldn't find these anywhere in my internet help books!"

She handed me a small post-it note, on which was written, in my grandmother's neat script handwriting:

YHBT YHL HAND

Fuck you /prog/. Leave my grandmother out of this.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-08 1:28

tits||gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-08 1:30

I am not responsible.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-08 1:38

>>1
Why do you blame us in particular for this?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-08 2:13

>>4
Dude, can't you read?

>>2
Please, no grandmother tits.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-08 4:18

I raf'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-08 4:26

Dude, /prog/ didn't invent those acronyms.

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-08 4:26

>>7
YHBT YHL HAND

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-08 4:27

I just woke up and I'm too sleepy to read the entire post. I'll have to eat the breakfast, dress up, and then read it :( Kinda bad...

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-08 7:24

News for VIP troubleshoots and discusses computer problems?

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-08 7:28

Name: Anonymous 2008-07-08 16:53

>>11

Edit for the world2ch crew: Don't worry, there is no plan to put up several inactive sports and political forums. This will be largely image and comedy based, we have no intention of partaking in intelligent discussions concerning foreign affairs. By sister-site, I mean focusing primarily on certain likable aspects of 2chan, not just a mirror. Your territory is safe.

IRONY

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