/prog/ is moving slowly

so I will write fictional nonsensical Haskell code with nice Unicode

— Computes the anus of y
x :: Num a ⇒ a → a
x = λy·y×(y÷2)

— Charlie Brown
foo :: String → String
foo x = case lookup “x” x of
                 Just y → y
                 Nothing → x

>>13
tl;dr

>>11
awful

>>12
I use monospace fonts because my editor doesn't support editing proportional ones and my compiler doesn't support Unicode. It doesn't mean proportional code is ugly just because it's hard to do.