Why not Python?

What's wrong with Python?

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the original spelling was [sup][b]66[/sup]color[sup][b]99[/sup] in latin, then [sup][b]66[/sup]colur[sup][b]99[/sup] in old french, then in english it went from [sup][b]66[/sup]colur[sup][b]99[/sup] to [sup][b]66[/sup]color[sup][b]99[/sup].
then a bit later it changed to [sup][b]66[/sup]colour[sup][b]99[/sup] in old french and that's why faggots spell it [sup][b]66[/sup]colour[sup][b]99[/sup].
of course real men use [sup][b]66[/sup]dye[sup][b]99[/sup] (from OE [sup][b]66[/sup]deagian[sup][b]99[/sup] (verb) or [sup][b]66[/sup]deah[sup][b]99[/sup]/[sup][b]66[/sup]deag[sup][b]99[/sup] (noun)) or hue (from OE [sup][b]66[/sup]híwian[sup][b]99[/sup] (verb) or [sup][b]66[/sup]híw[sup][b]99[/sup] (noun)) instead of some faggy latin word.