My real name is Randall Munroe. Yes, I know the quality of xkcd has gone down lately, but to be fair, I'm writing this thing FULL-TIME, do you expect it not to seem forced? Fuck off. I've actually MET most of the people you dream of -- all you can do is insult my webcomic? How many of you have girlfriends? What about Eee PCs? What about mastery of Python? Wow, taking all this into consideration, your opinion on my INCREDIBLY POPULAR webcomic seems so important.