PHP

[22:24:13] <~moots> man people here must be EXPERT PROGRAMMERS
[22:24:17] <~moots> go post on /prog/ more, they'll love you

What are your opinions on php?

>>5
That's because it is one large hack...  It's only saving grace IS the documentation, but since it's one large hack, you *have* to continually refer to it.

PHP is great for making small simple websites quickly.  It is shit for any kind of serious work or structured programming.