PHP

[22:24:13] <~moots> man people here must be EXPERT PROGRAMMERS
[22:24:17] <~moots> go post on /prog/ more, they'll love you

What are your opinions on php?

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Also, the online language reference is very good indeed.
Of course it's good. The fact that they have a million of functions to do the same thing (with subtle differences among them) and parameters that are inconsistent across those functions ensure that you will have to use php.net a lot to get anything done.