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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-24 12:26

http://www.mathgladiator.com/projects/kira/

Kira is a programming language that compiles to PHP. PHP is the best platform for web applications, but the language operating the platform is out-dated for a modern world. In fact, the PHP language sucks. Kira is designed to bring a good language and modern techniques into play whilst taking advantage of all existing PHP and a massive army of PHP developers.
Input:

int[] imap(int[] a, int->int f)
{
    int[] b;
    for(int k = 0; k < a.length; k++)
    {
        b[k] = f(a[k]);
    }
    return b;
}


unit main()
{
    int[] a = [1,2,3,4,5];
    print a;
    int->int f = function int (int x)
    {
        return x*x;
    };
    print imap(a,f);
}


Output:

function demo_NS_imap($a,$f)
{
for($k=0;$k<count($a);$k++)
{
$b[$k]=_I_($f)->Ev($a[$k]);
}
return $b;
}
class funptr_demo_NS_imap
{
    public function Ev($a,$f)
    {
        return demo_NS_imap($a,$f);
    }
}
function Anony_demo_0_Fun($Hid,$x)
{
{
return $x*$x;
}
}
class Closure_Anony_demo_0_Fun
{
    public $_Hidden;
    public function Ev($x)
    {
        return Anony_demo_0_Fun($this->_Hidden,$x);
    }
    public function __construct($h)
    {
        $this->_Hidden = $h;
    }
}
function main()
{
$a=array(0=>1,1=>2,2=>3,3=>4,4=>5);
print_r($a);
$f=new Closure_Anony_demo_0_Fun(array());
print_r(demo_NS_imap($a,$f));
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-24 12:37

Just another example of why statically-typed languages suck.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-24 13:27

>>2
moar liek lack of inference amirite

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-24 13:44

>>3
 Core V (March 2009)
    * Type Inference

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-24 14:54

Kira is a programming language that compiles to PHP
What the fuck ‽

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-24 16:51

Why would you compile to another server-side language?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-24 16:55

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-24 16:56

>>6
Seriously?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 2:14

>>7
Who the fuck would want client-side PHP?  How widely is it even supported?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 3:00

>>9
It's not at all supported.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 3:06

>>10
It's rather nice though. Nobody expects .php file that launches a GUI.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 3:26

>>11
nobody expects the spanish inquisition either.
that doesn't make it nice.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 4:01

Keikaku doori

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 23:58

>>13
TL Note: Keikaku means plan

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 1:47

>>14
But what does the ``d'' in ``doori'' stand for?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 7:48

>>15
GNU

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 7:55


'-._                  ___''...___
    `.__           ,-'   ||  _____ \
        `''-------'      __  ( . )  `._     KEIKAKU
                        |  |  `-'      (     DOORI
                        |__ `-.,        \
                           `'''--,[=]    \
                             \___________)
   ................._                  /
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 8:47

The website root is quite amusing too, http://www.mathgladiator.com/

Personally, I think he'd be better off writing a Python to PHP compiler.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 9:19

>>18
PHPython

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 9:26

>>19
Liskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 9:30

>>20
Rupples

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 9:32

FUNCTIONAL C++

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 11:28

http://www.mathgladiator.com/documents/why.php
I am goal directed person, and I have a goal. My goal is simple: surpass Euler. That is correct; I aim to surpass one of the greatest mathematicians in the history of the world. In some sense, the world has not yet seen a computer scientist that has been as prolific as Euler. The closest are Von Neumann, Dijkstra, and Knuth. Is this too ambitious? Perhaps, but I will do it. I don't do it for fame. I do it for personal satisfaction (and the money).
Hahahahahaha.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 13:46

This guy can't be serious.  Says he's a genius but can't properly distinguish "to" from "too".

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 14:05

"I abhor false prophets for I am the chosen one; I am super coder. I like coders who are willing to learn, and I want to teach you. If I teach you, then you will be loyal to me and help me with my goals. In some sense, I am building an army to build paradise."

I lol'd. I hope he is serious.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 14:18

>>23
http://www.mathgladiator.com/documents/library.php
I sense an omission of the gravest sort.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 14:22

He's an ugly fat fuck. insta-fail

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 14:26

>>27
Source?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 14:29

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 14:39

>>29
My level of amusement just keeps increasing. Also, he wrote a book: http://www.mathgladiator.com/book/HiMyNameIsJeff_Part1_Edit1.pdf

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 17:11

what the fuck is this?

Name: Mathgladiator 2008-06-26 17:16

stop harassing my enterprise programming skills immediately.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 2:10

Reading the book, he can't be serious, there is *no way*.

Also, he is a wannabe poet... Says peaked when piqued is meant.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 2:11

>>33
Or even "peeked".  Lots of tasty copypasta in this story!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 2:17

p38 part 5

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 2:33

Technically, I had all the hours needed, but I need to write a Masters Thesis. As I was trying to prove that NP != P, I think dropping out was a good idea; it is a hard idea (but the trick requires saying that P can not implement a stack: I conjecture that NP = P + stack).

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 2:51

from http://www.mathgladiator.com/documents/library.php
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Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 3:58

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