[Unfunny] xkcd [peronal faggotry]

http://xkcd.com/439/

Dear Randall,
When I want to read xkcd, I want to read a webcomic of romance,
sarcasm, math, and language. I see that there is no ``humour'' listed there, but, taking a peek at earlier strips, I can safely assume that one of xkcd's goals was to amuse its readers.
Nowadays, most comics seem to deal with the failures of your personal life<sup>[1][2][3][4][5]</sup>. While I cannot objectively state that it is not interesting, I can say that I, and many of the older readers, check their xkcd with the intent of being amused. This is hardly possible, having the recent love-spam (dare I call it so) in mind.
When you look above the strip itself, one can see links to numerous sub-sections of the web-site. One of them is a blog, or, as you humourously refer to it, a ``blag''. I see no reason not to refrain from revealing the meanders of your life there.
I, too, have lost a someone dear to me recently. But, unlike you, I did not have the urge to tell the entire world how do I feel. So, Randall, please visit a psychologist instead of trying to deal with your problems by making them everyone's problems.
So please, keep things where they belong and don't entirely derail your once-great webcomic into the areas of love and emotion.

References                   
1. Thinking Ahead(#439), http://xkcd.com/439/. Retrieved on 20-06-2008
2. Journal 5(#433), http://xkcd.com/433/. Retrieved on 20-06-2008
3. Journal 2(#432), http://xkcd.com/432/. Retrieved on 20-06-2008
4. Every damn morning(#430), http://xkcd.com/430/. Retrieved on 20-06-2008
5. Fantasy(#429), http://xkcd.com/429/. Retrieved on 20-06-2008

Married to the Sea is a shit ripoff of Wondermark, and Natalie Dee is a dumbass

>>80
I wasted five minutes of my life watching this nerd rubbish.

>>82
And nothing of value was lost.

Natalie Dee writes Married to the Sea. She is a fat hipster luddite. Randal is a dork.

Man, I hate hipsters. I hate corny pseudo-nerds. I wish there was a way of making them understand how fucking pretentious and annoying they are, so they would be ashamed to even talk to another person for the rest of their lives. And then they would become severely depressed and die silently. I would enjoy that very much.

I might have issues.

>>85
I am glad that you acknowledge ``You have issues'' as a meme.

After a quick inspection of the ``Wondermark'' webcomic, I can state that it is not as non-sequitir as MarriedToTheSea, yet I still enjoy. I am going to read the archive now instead of doing something useful like finally reading K&R.

http://xkcd.com/442/
Come on, Randall. No /prog/ reference?

/prog/ don't like him /b/ do

Randall, that was unnecessary.

Holy fuck, I rage so much when I heard the word ``blogosphere'' so fucking much, and I would gladly kill anyone who uses it.

Daigasso Band Brothers DX.0

Randall is trolling me.

>>35
Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?

I love weird pillow talk
Look Randall if you're just trying to tell us you get laid please go back to /offline/ and have your fucking anux haxed.

>>95
gtfo faggot

What the hell is this shit, Randall?

I KNEW RANDALL IN REAL LIFE AND I KNEW HIM IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND HIGH SCHOOL. I BEAT HIM UP REGULARLY FOR HIM BEING A FAG AND BLOWING KYLE AT THAT PARTY IN THE HOTTUB. THE WHOLE SCHOOL CALLED HIM A FAG AND WENT OFF CRYING TO HIS COMPUTER AND HIS BBS FRIENDS.

FACT RANDALL IS STILL A DOUCHE AND I EARN MORE MONEY THAN HE DOES.

JUSTICE FOR ALL

HI, I'M RANDALL MUNROE, FOUNDER AND CEO OF XKCD. LAST NIGHT, AS I WAS RELAXING IN MY BALL PIT, DEBUGGING THE SUPER SOAKER FIRMWARE I AM DEVELOPING IN PYTHON, YOUR MOM HAPPENED TO PASS BY, LOOKING MYSTERIOUS AND QUIRKY. I CONSIDERED IT A GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO INTRODUCE HER TO MY THICK LINE. I SPREAD HER PARALLEL SEGMENTS WITH MY UPPER STICKS, THEN I TAPPED HER INTERSECTION WITH MY THICK LINE, AT FIRST SLOWLY, THEN I ACCELERATED LOGARITHMICALLY UNTIL MY THICK LINE PRODUCED THINNER LINES. OR AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. I GUARANTEE IT.

UPPERCASE 100GET

>>99
I lolled like a demented cretin at this. I don't feel good about this :|

Is this Randall person an aspie?

>>88
Thank god he's unaware of /prog/

Dear Rabdall,
Please make a comic about hax my anus.

Thanks.

>>103
I would inform him if I weren't such a pussy :(

>>38
You heard right.

I just spent half an hour reading this:
http://www.instantexe.com/
I raged so much, yet I couldn't have stopped :(

>>107
I'm going to do the SICP exercises using it.

>>108
King of TURKEY SOLUTIONS, will you have enough variables?

>>108
Why would you do this? ;_;

>>107
Jesus fucking christ... it's like MySpace meets Java.

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/122507/my-girlfriend.gif

>:(

>>112
It's funny because it's true.

>>107
Dear God.

Programming is all about knowledge exchange and teamwork. Instant.EXE 3.0 can export an entire script to ASCII code, which you can easily send by email or post to forums. Check out the sample script below - simply copy it to the clipboard and load it into the editor!
**iX200354 3B2870MzkJ TmV3IGRpYW xvZ3xYJzMw J1knMzAnVy cxMDAnSCc4 LDUnRUEJMA 0KMzgJSGVs bG8gV29ybG QhfEknTGFi ZWwxJ1gnMz gnWSczJ1cn MjAsNSdIJz MsNSdaTAkw DQozMQlFCT ANCg===*
VALID INSTANT.EXE CODE.

>>114
What's the matter? It's much convenient than before, when you had to tell other programmers which instructions and variables to click. You could have made a screencast of course, but that's just silly.

_{Programming is all about knowledge exchange and teamwork. Instant.EXE 3.0 can export an entire script to ASCII code, which you can easily send by email or post to /prog/.}

Fix'd.

Why can't I just paste the source? I feel kind of confused about it.

>>117
They could steal the copyright.

>>117
You mean INSTANT.EXE uses old-fashioned 'text-only' source code!?

Programming is all about knowledge exchange and teamwork

No, programming is about conjuring the spirits of the computer with our spells.