[Unfunny] xkcd [peronal faggotry]

http://xkcd.com/439/

Dear Randall,
When I want to read xkcd, I want to read a webcomic of romance,
sarcasm, math, and language. I see that there is no ``humour'' listed there, but, taking a peek at earlier strips, I can safely assume that one of xkcd's goals was to amuse its readers.
Nowadays, most comics seem to deal with the failures of your personal life<sup>[1][2][3][4][5]</sup>. While I cannot objectively state that it is not interesting, I can say that I, and many of the older readers, check their xkcd with the intent of being amused. This is hardly possible, having the recent love-spam (dare I call it so) in mind.
When you look above the strip itself, one can see links to numerous sub-sections of the web-site. One of them is a blog, or, as you humourously refer to it, a ``blag''. I see no reason not to refrain from revealing the meanders of your life there.
I, too, have lost a someone dear to me recently. But, unlike you, I did not have the urge to tell the entire world how do I feel. So, Randall, please visit a psychologist instead of trying to deal with your problems by making them everyone's problems.
So please, keep things where they belong and don't entirely derail your once-great webcomic into the areas of love and emotion.

References                   
1. Thinking Ahead(#439), http://xkcd.com/439/. Retrieved on 20-06-2008
2. Journal 5(#433), http://xkcd.com/433/. Retrieved on 20-06-2008
3. Journal 2(#432), http://xkcd.com/432/. Retrieved on 20-06-2008
4. Every damn morning(#430), http://xkcd.com/430/. Retrieved on 20-06-2008
5. Fantasy(#429), http://xkcd.com/429/. Retrieved on 20-06-2008

>>39
I laughed not

>>49
I criedfor me Argentina.

>>21
I lol'd.

>>39
Nope. It would still be "Peronal".

>>26
Actually, xkcd is a webcomic for people too mature for webcomics.

>>45
Actually, xkcd is a webcomic for people who find unfunny things funny.

>>46
i.e. "nerd humor"

>>47
Actually, "pseudo-nerd hispster 'I am so original because I laugh at things nobody else laughs at' humor".

        ,-===-.                                                
,-.    /=,(o).=\     I'M SURPRISED THAT XKCD GUY DEIGNS TO     
   \  /==|o_0|==\     EVEN WRITE COMICS FOR THE REST OF US PEONS
    \(===\ - /===)                                             
     \`=.=|J|=,=',-.    SINCE HE'S OBVIOUSLY PRETTY SURE HE'S  
      X `=' `=' X  |\    SO GODDAMN AWESOME                    
     / \       / \ | \                                         
    /  /|\`x'/|\  \`--'                                        
   ( `""`-'_`-'""' )                                           
    `--T""\  ""T--'                                            
       ]   \   [ Ojo98                                         
       [""-o\""]

>>49
WTF is that?
50get

>>50
        ,-===-.  
,-.    /=,(o).=\     XKCD
   \  /==|o_0|==\    
    \(===\ - /===)   
     \`=.=|J|=,=',-.  
      X `=' `=' X  |\ 
     / \       / \ | \ 
    /  /|\`x'/|\  \`--'
   ( `""`-'_`-'""' )   
    `--T""\  ""T--'    
       ]   \   [ Ojo98 
       [""-o\""]

http://twitter.com/mrvacbob/statuses/826583697

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selling_coal_to_Newcastle

mr vacbob you something awful faggot fuck you and your fucking twitter. KXCD sucking is INVARIANT. There is NO RELATION between any other variable and its suckage. suckage is a constant suck

Randall is sooooo cool. I think he is totally funny and awesome and stuff.

k-rad adj. short for "kilo rad" origin: this is old school hacker slang, first popularized on BBSs

>>58
Please go back to the jargon file,Eric.

>>59
You may wish to email ESR and ask for that definition to be included. I'm sure he would be typically receptive to the suggestion.

Analysis of >>1 reveals the following:
ITSED              MAKIND             DARLD              CHEM              
BEINKS             HUMOUR             WEBCOMEONE         THERS             
WHERYONS           HAVINKS            MANT               CALING            
FAILUROM           REAS               REASONS            CHERSON           
POST               GOALL              THERYONE           EVEREAD           
ENTEROM            OBJECTION          EVE-SED            MOSSUME           
THECE-GRES         PLEASON            BLONE'S            BELONE            
FROURES            OBJECK             SARLINKS           EARDLY            
WHEING             PLEMS              DONS               FEEM              
ROMIC              BLONS              SOMICS             LINGUAGE          
MOSSIT             BEIR               HARE               COMIC             
INTED              FAILUR''           DEASONE            STATH             
ENTENT             DEASON             REANCE             BELOG             
BELY               PSYCHOLOG          ONCE               FROUSE            
LOVELY             LOVERE             CANDALL            EARLIKE           
PERES              BLONG              THERAIL            PROUSED           
DONE'S             MANGUAGE           PROBLE             DEANT             
MEAL               ROMANGS            ONCE-SPAM          PERS              
CANT               BELOGIST           POSSUME            PROUR             
FROBLE             BLAGE              INTEASE            WANDER            
ITSELOG            LOVE-SED           UNLIER             AMUSLY            
UNLING             ONCENT             SARCASON           MANDALL           
DEANDALL           LANCE              SARE               KEEL              
THEROM             DEROUR             ROMICS             READALL           
THERSON            MING               GOALIER            MEASE             

Randall is a libertarian.

That's how much he fails.

Randall is a librarian.

That's how much he fails.

>>63
Librarians are awesome.

>>63
http://xkcd.com/280/

>>65
Ha...
GTFO!

>>66
Wasn't it amusing? I found it humourous.

>>67
Vaguely homourous but I have never ever actually laughed at xkcd. I don't even smirk. It's just not really any funnier than anything else out there.

I dislike xkcd because it reminds me of people I hate.

>>69
Hey, exactly the same reason here.

>>65
That Randall doesn't even know that librarians are the only people who don't care about books. We're thoroughly sick of them, thank you.

>>71
But that wouldn't be funny.

>>72
I don't think he would mind that.

>>1
When you look above the strip itself, one can see links to numerous sub-sections of the web-site. One of them is a blog, or, as you humourously refer to it, a ``blag''.^[1] I see no reason not to refrain from revealing the meanders of your life there.

References   
6. Mispronouncing(#148), http://xkcd.com/148/. Retrieved on 25-06-2008

>>74
^[dammit.]

HEY GUYS A NERD IS HAVING SEX

I BET SHES AN ASIAN TOO

>>74
uh, where do you think he got the idea for mispronouncing? ``blag''.

>>76
Randall is actually gay, and he's living happily with his boyfriend.

>>78
^{[citation needed]}

>>79
His boyfriend is moot.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=azzKkHzeDas&feature=related
The relevant part is near the end of the video.