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Teach me cool stuff about hava, fellows.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 17:07

Fellows, I'm learning Java right now, it's my first programing language, and I only now the most basic things. Post cool codes in this thread so I can learn stuff and make this world a better place to be cool with fellow programmers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 17:09

Java is wonderful.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 17:11

shitIceCream level =
   reverse $ (\(a, b) -> a ++ "_" ++ tail b) $ break (==' ') $ reverse $ unlines
           $ (\(a: b: cs) -> a: tail b: cs)
           $ zipWith (++) (reverse $ take (level + 3) $ iterate (' ':) "")
           $ zipWith ($) (cycle [((++".") . (' ':)), ('.':)])
           $ ("":) $ (" ,":) $ map (++"/ )")
                   $ ("":)   $ map ('(':) $ iterate (++"__") "_"

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 17:15

>>3
OP here: that doesn't look like a java code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 17:20

>>4
Yeah, that looks like SHIT. Now wonder nobody wants to hire Haskellites, when nobody can read the code they write.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 17:20

>>4
It is a Java code generator.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 17:21

>>5
Form follows function.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 17:24

This one is easy, try it, I call it "The gay test":


import static java.lang.System.out;
import java.util.Scanner;

class Test {
    public static void main(String args[]) {

        Scanner myScanner = new Scanner(System.in);
        String reply;
       
        do {
            out.print("Are you gay? (s/n) ");
            reply = myScanner.next();
        } while (!reply.equals("s") &&
                         !reply.equals("n")); 
       
        if (reply.equals("s")) {
            out.println("That's Gay");
        } else {
            out.println("Don't lie");
        }
    }
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 17:36

>>8
Thanks, more like that fellows.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 18:25

http://google.com/codesearch?as_lang=java

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 19:00

http://google.com/codesearch?as_lang=hava

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 20:22

s/hava/java/gi

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 15:43

Hava nagila, hava nagila
Hava nagila venis'mecha
Hava nagila, hava nagila
Hava nagila venis'mecha

Hava neranena, hava neranena
Hava neranena venis'mecha

Uru, uru achim
Uru achim belev same'ach

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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 11:00


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Name: Sgt.Kabukiman㨙鬶 2012-05-24 6:02

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 3:49

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 17:57


 Because you know her personally to call her that? One woman wroned you and you assume all Japanese women are like that? I don't get your hatred and perverstion anon.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 19:28


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