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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 9:55

I am Christopher and I write a blog about Haskell and Lojban. ^______^

http://chrisdone.com/blog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 15:23

What about >>= ?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 15:25

>>160
>>1- should be fine, then.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 15:26

>>161
shiichan does not support Haskell FFI.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 15:29

>>160
It's not an ugly hack, it is a beautiful and elegant construct.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 15:30

>>164
Yeah, just like the ones you find in Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 18:32

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 18:35

Hey. Let's get something straight right off the bat: you probably won't like me.

But that's okay. I don't like you either. I like sheep on my plate, not littered throughout society. If you want to submit to the government machine, go ahead, but stay out of my way. Here's some quick tips:

1) Do NOT underestimate me.
2) Do NOT anger me. Seriously.
3) Leave me alone. I'll grant you the same luxury.

You might take a curious glance in my direction. Strange looking kid. An obvious affection for black attire, you might note. Should my eyes meet yours, I may raise an eyebrow or give a lazy smirk. I am analyzing; I can tell so much about you. You're so naive, it's almost cute. What do you know about me, though? You'll likely never solve it on your own.

I am a computer hacker. I'm the guy you hear about in the news. You'll never see me though; I'm untraceable. Like a ghost, nothing but a translucent orb in your family photos. You'll sense my presence but never have a direct encounter. The internet is my turf. My bullets come in 64KB rounds, magazines of billions.

Do yourself a favour and take my tips.

Keep your fingernails to the mirrors, kids.

C'ya.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 18:38

>>167
tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 19:04

>>167
Anonymous Programmer,

I know who you are. You're almost invariably male, caucasian, middle-class. Your parents were normal, vanilla folks. Maybe you had a sibling or two.

You went to a public school, pulling high or middlish grades with ease and relative disinterest. You didn't really gel with most of the other kids; you found them boring, they found you weird. Your contempt for the average person grew with your age, never seizing control like in some emo dipshit, but simmering casually in the back of your head. When some asshole who could barely read got hurt, you pyobably laughed. When some stuck-up skank got herpes, you probably smiled. Chances are you got on well enough with your teachers; you weren't a preening asshole like many of your peers, at least showed vague interest in learning, and perhaps the teacher sensed and picked up on your general contempt for others in your classes. This trend no doubt continued into college, if you had the motivation to bother.

It's a bit of an exaggeration to say you hate women: you don't, after all, enjoy the socializing game. You're probably no Don Juan, either. You long ago began to think of women as disappointingly petty, but you still hope to encounter someone interesting at some time or another.

You enjoy being anonymous because it is a release from the normal world: no anonymous has an identity, no anonymous is a preening faggot. Anonymous realizes he is just a guy fucking around on the internet. Anonymous knows others of his kind enjoy this fact, too. You despise the furfag, the gaiafag, the internet tuff guy for one simple reason: he acts like the internet is the real world, a place where actions should have social consequences and where there needs to be a pecking order. Needless to say, you do not approve.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 19:11

>>169
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 19:13

sagebomb this crappypasta

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 19:18

>>170
Back from the dead eh? Shit was SO crash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTKrjqPxb4E&NR=1

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 19:18

>>167
go back to /r9k/ please

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 20:21

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 20:57

temporaryban.com

Name: CHRISTOPHER MEME FAN 2008-06-10 22:15

>>1
This.. is.. so.. beautiful.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 2:12

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 2:17

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 2:48

>>177,178
PROTIP:
<META NAME="GENERATOR" CONTENT="OpenOffice.org 2.4  (Linux)">

and

http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogle.com&charset=(detect+automatically)&doctype=Inline&group=0

Just because you know how to write valid code doesn't mean you care about it.

tl;dr: shut up suave web 2.0 fag

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 6:48

>>179
I'm not a validfag, all I'm saying that if you're going to claim to be an EXPERT HTMLER in your CV, at least make sure you actual abide by it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 6:55

>>180
if you say so

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 6:57

WEB 3.0b4 AJAX SOLUTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 7:58

Whoever you are from #sicp, stop making these posts because you're making yourselves look worse. Unless of course this is someone out to make you look bad (chris123 himself?).

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 9:02

>>183
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-11 10:46

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 1:47

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 1:47

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:41

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:46

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:52

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:17

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:18

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:24

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:35

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:43

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:02

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:24

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:31

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:37

Lain.

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