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JAVA part I

Name: JAVA 2008-06-08 19:09

JAVA goes in all fields.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-08 19:11

EXPERT JAVA ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-08 19:12

JAVA

Name: JAVA 2008-06-08 19:16

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-08 19:16

LISP

Name: JAVA 2008-06-08 19:32

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-08 19:34

ENTERPRISE QUALITY

Name: JAVA 2008-06-08 19:37

JAVA

Name: JAVA 2008-06-08 19:39

JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-08 19:52

FAIL

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-08 20:11

sagefail

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-08 22:03

public static Agile Development Model

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-08 22:05

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 4:44

J
  A
    V
      A

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 7:49

    J
   A
  V
 A

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 7:55

THE ENTERPRISE LANGUAGE JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 7:57

JAVAJAVAJAVA
AVAJAVAJAVAJ
VAJAVAJAVAJA
AJAVAJAVAJAV

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 8:00

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 8:03

hax my JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 8:12


Again and again and again
Do it Again
Do it Again

Again and again

Its a shame, its a shame, its a perfect shame.
Creep under my door, and we do it again, oh.

Its easy and easy and easy and easy
And creepy and creepy and creepy, oh
Again, again, again, again.

Again and again and again
Do it Again
Do it Again

Again and again and again
Do it Again
Do it Again

Again & Again

Say my name, say my name, say my stupid name?
Its stupid how we always seem to do it again, oh.

Youre so stupid and perfect and stupid and perfect.
I hate you, I want you, I hate you, I hate you, oh.
Again, again, again, again.

La, La, La

Again and again and again
Do it Again
Do it Again

Again and again and again
Do it Again
Do it Again

Again and again

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 9:08


J A V A
A V A J
V A J A
A J A V

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 9:10

JAVA and JAVA and JAVA
Do it JAVA
Do it JAVA

JAVA and JAVA

Its a shame, its a shame, its a perfect shame.
Creep under my door, and we do it JAVA, oh.

Its easy and easy and easy and easy
And creepy and creepy and creepy, oh
JAVA, JAVA, JAVA, JAVA.

JAVA and JAVA and JAVA
Do it JAVA
Do it JAVA

JAVA and JAVA and JAVA
Do it JAVA
Do it JAVA

JAVA & JAVA

Say my name, say my name, say my stupid name?
Its stupid how we always seem to do it JAVA, oh.

Youre so stupid and perfect and stupid and perfect.
I hate you, I want you, I hate you, I hate you, oh.
JAVA, JAVA, JAVA, JAVA.

La, La, La

JAVA and JAVA and JAVA
Do it JAVA
Do it JAVA

JAVA and JAVA and JAVA
Do it JAVA
Do it JAVA

JAVA and JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 9:12

java.lang.nurupo

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 9:12

Java is a simple, object-oriented, distributed, interpreted, robust, secure, architecture-neutral, portable, high-performance, multi-threaded, and dynamic language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 9:18

JAVA 4 EVA!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 9:20

Simple
Simpler than C++ -- no operator overloading
Mimics C/C++ syntax, operators, etc. where possible
To the programmer, Java's garbage collector (GC) memory model is much
simpler than C/C++
Object-Oriented
Java is fundamentally based on the OOP notions of classes and objects
Java uses a formal OOP type system that must be obeyed at compile-time and
run-time. This is helpful for larger projects, where the structure helps keep the
various parts consistent. Contrast to Perl, which as more of a quick-n-dirty feel.
Distributed / Network Oriented
Java is network friendly -- both in its portable, threaded nature, and because
common networking operations are built-in to the Java libraries.
Robust / Secure
Java is very robust -- both vs. unintentional memory errors and vs. malicious
code such as viruses. Java makes a tradeoff of robustness vs. performance.
1. The JVM uses a verifier on each class at runtime to verify that it has the correct
structure
2. The JVM checks certain runtime operations, such as pointer and array access,
to make sure they are touching only the memory they should. Memory is
managed automatically by the garbage collector (GC).
3. The Security Manager can check which operations a particular piece of code is
allowed to do at runtime

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 9:20

Architecture Neutral / Portable
Java is designed to "Write Once Run Anywhere", and for the most part this
works. Not even a recompile is required -- a Java executable can work, without
change, on any Java enabled platform.
High-performance
Java performance has gotten a lot better with aggressive just-in-time-compiler
(JIT) techniques. Java performance is often similar to the speed of C , and is
faster than C in some cases. However memory use and startup time are both
significantly worse than C.
Multi-Threaded
Java has a notion of concurrency wired right in to the language itself. This works
out more cleanly than languages where concurrency is bolted on after the fact.
Dynamic
Class and type information is kept around at runtime. This enables runtime
loading and inspection of code in a very flexible way.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 9:21

Java is a simple, object-oriented, distributed, interpreted, robust, secure, architecture-neutral, portable, high-performance, multi-threaded, and dynamic language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 9:46

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 9:47

JAVA

Name: EXPERT ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMER 2008-06-09 9:48

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 10:23

Java

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 10:23

And JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 10:23

I also like to mention Java!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 10:30

Java

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 11:11

Java

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 11:52

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 11:57

DO NOT WANT

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 12:01

DO WANT JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 12:33

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 12:43

WANT

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 12:53

You must have been high.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 13:16

JavavaJ

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 13:25

a
v
a
v
a
J

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 13:42

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 13:42

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 13:48

>>43
Javaj

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 16:00

Java, the ultimate in programming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 16:05


'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._    Have you read your j2se/1.5.0/docs/api/ today?  
                              `-'      (
                                        \
                                        \
                               .---..,--'
   ................._          |--...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 16:06


'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._Have you read your j2se/1.5.0/docs/ today?  
                              `-'      (
                                        \
                                        \
                               .---..,--'
   ................._          |--...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 16:07


         ,--.           QUACK QUACK
        /  . \__           JAVA
        \    ---'     
         `||'
     ____/ |
   / ,--    \
   | `---   |
    `''-----'
       | |
       = =

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 16:08

This document is the API specification for the Java 2 Platform Standard Edition 5.0.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 16:09

java.applet
Provides the classes necessary to create an applet and the classes an applet uses to communicate with its applet context.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 16:11

import *.*;

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 16:12

             .-=. ___
  __ . __ .-;-%%i:-%%, ___________________________________________
 |   ==. / /,.-.;--:/ _,                                          |
 |  '"-\j  /    \   \====   ______________________________________|______
 |    ,%% i      |   %.    |                                             |
 |   ,;"""t_____ |__,|".   |                                             |::
 |   i%%.  \+ `'"f`','%|   |                                             |::
 |   |;"  .-`.__.O-< "`;   |                                             |::
 |   `%+  (_,+--'"\_)%/    |                                             |::
 |    `.%% %"     ._%/     |_____________________________________________|::
 |     __+.,-.    ' %.  o    :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
 |   ,( j-"". `.  ,%%|   o                                        |
 | .'-;`. )  )-'  "" :.    O      .---._.-. .-""-._               |
 | (  [ `-'`-' .  ,.%%i       O ."         "       ".             |
 |  `-\.__ ..-"    ""`]         |    JAVA IS GODLY  )             |
 |    t.  "       ..%%f         `.___   _____     _.'             |
 |     \,         ."";              `--'     `---'                |
 |      >. ,-.    ,_%       ______________________________________|______
 |     ,' i  t/  f:%       |                                             |
 |     ( `'   t ,' j       |                                             |::
 |______`.. `. \;  %+.--. _|                                             |::
  ,--.._  `.  `.t,  % -=%%:|                                             |::
 j ,    "`-|   ) +"\. -=%/ |                                             |::
 (( f      t  "t" ) J..-"  |                                             |::
  \_\  ,.__.\.  ).-"       |                                             |::
      ""      "-"          |                                             |::
                           |_____________________________________________|::
                             :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 16:13

      `D\D\.-
      (0.0  \
      \`-'J  )
       -    -\
       (|| (  J_
       c_|-c_J--,)
JAVA is WIN!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 16:14

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###      #####     ####
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  ###################
    ###############
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Quake, written in JAVA!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 16:15

                   _        |          _
                 .' |       |        .' '.
                |.| |       |       | _.  |
                  | |       |        " / /
|"|              _| |_      |         / /__             
| |     |""|    |_____|     |        /_____|
| |     |__|                |                            |"|
| |                         |                            | |
| |                         |                            | |
| |                         |                            | |
|_|                         |                            | |
                            |                            | |
                            |                            |_|
                            |
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Pong, only possible in JAVA!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 16:18

                    __ooooooooo__
                 oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
             oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
          oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
        oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
      oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
     oOOOOOOOOOOO*  *OOOOOOOOOOOOOO*  *OOOOOOOOOOOOo
    oOOOOOOOOOOO      OOOOOOOOOOOO      OOOOOOOOOOOOo
    oOOOOOOOOOOOOo  oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo  oOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
   oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
   oOOOO     OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO     OOOOo
   oOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOo
    *OOOOO  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  OOOOO*
    *OOOOOO  *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*  OOOOOO*
     *OOOOOO  *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*  OOOOOO*
      *OOOOOOo  *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*  oOOOOOO*
        *OOOOOOOo  *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*  oOOOOOOO*
          *OOOOOOOOo  *OOOOOOOOOOO*  oOOOOOOOO*     
             *OOOOOOOOo           oOOOOOOOO*     
                 *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*      Go JAVA   
                      ""ooooooooo""            or DIE!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 16:20

       |^^^^^^|
       |      |
       |      |
       | (o)(o)
       @      _)
        | ,___| --Have you read your /j2se/1.5.0/docs/api/ today?
        |   /
        /___\
       /     \
-------------------------

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 16:31

Have you read your /j2se/1.5.0/docs/api/ today?

Name: JAVA 2008-06-09 17:19

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:21

Leah Culver approves of JAVA!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:22

THIS IS JAVA!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:32

SEPPLES

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:43


#include <iostream>

int main()
{
    while(1)
       std::cout << "SEPPLES" << std::endl;
    return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 17:47


#include <iostream>

int main()
{
    while(1)
       std::cout << "JAVA ÜBER ALLES" << std::endl;
    return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:02

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:11

nope, don't plan on it, either

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:24

JABA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:27

JAVA THE HUTT

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:28

JAVA DABBA DOO

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:29

>>72
I JAVA'ed

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:40

I think Java is a pretty cool guy. eh runs out of heap space and doesnt afraid of anything

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:44

Why don't you kids like Java?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 18:59

I like Java very much.

Name: Christopher 2008-06-09 19:44

Java is awesome.

Name: Christopher 2008-06-09 19:46

Awesome is Java.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 19:53

>>77
Correct, Christopher.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:08

JAVA
is
the
best
!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:21

P=NP is possible in Java.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:22

       __       ___   ____    ____  ___     
      |  |     /   \  \   \  /   / /   \    
      |  |    /  ^  \  \   \/   / /  ^  \   
.--.  |  |   /  /_\  \  \      / /  /_\  \  
|  `--'  |  /  _____  \  \    / /  _____  \ 
 \______/  /__/     \__\  \__/ /__/     \__\

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:24

JAWA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:24


      `D\D\.-
      (0.0  \   --- Java!
      \`-'J  )
       -    -\
       (|| (  J_
       c_|-c_J--,)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:24

>>82

Won the game.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:26

J2EEEW

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 20:31

~~(,, ,,°°<JAVA IS MARVELOUS.

Name: JAVA 2008-06-09 20:55

JAVA!

Name: test 2008-06-09 20:58

test

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 21:05

>>1-999
Same troll and we have been personed constantly

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 22:30

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 22:34

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 22:46

JAVA

Name: JAVA FAN 2008-06-09 23:14

I like JAVA because of its closures, high efficiency and compact library!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 23:14

JEWVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 23:26

~~(,, ,,°°> ˙ ˚ ° ( java is for niggers )

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 0:00

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 0:08

>>96
Nice JAVA rat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 0:16

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 0:17

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-10 7:26

NASA
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