Good starter language?

Well, I've never programmed before (other than basic HTML) and would like to know a good starting language. Any suggestions?

>>67
You don't understand SQL.

>>77
Move to Fsharp

>>40
ORLY? I was just about to learn php5, thanks for the heads up.

>>Pascal

Cetera are equally harmful.

Int_el GET

Charmander.

would you kindly hover your mouse over the sage field?

INTERCAL

>>88
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