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PHP Questions!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 17:12

<?php
if ($expression) {
    ?>
    <strong>This is true.</strong>
    <?php
} else {
    ?>
    <strong>This is false.</strong>
    <?php
}
?>

I am confused by this code.
Can anyone explain to me what happens if $expression is true? false?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-07 20:56

v              >  v
>0&>:  v v *_$:|  
   ^-1:_$>\:^  >$1>.@

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-07 21:18

#!/usr/bin/php -q
<?php
    $faggots = array("!","~","@","#","$","%","^","&","*","(",")");
    $x = intval($argv[1]);
  while ($x>0) {
        echo "
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE";
        while (rand(1,7)>1) {
    $DURR = $faggots[rand(0,11)];
    echo $DURR.$DURR.$DURR;}
        $x--;
    }
?>

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-08 18:32

>>42
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE@@@^^^(((~~~!!!***%%%@@@ I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE^^^(((^^^

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-08 18:52

Why would anyone secretly issue ps x | grep firefox on my laptop while I was taking a leak? =/

Name: *scnr* 2008-06-08 18:56

asdasda

Name: ANOTHER QUESTION 2008-06-08 20:52

I'm having some trouble understanding the meaning of visibility.

    <?php

    class foobar {
        private $key1 = "cat";
        private $key2 = "apple";
        protected $key3 = "book";
        public $key4 = 42;

    }

    $obj = new foobar();
    // Trying to print the keys results in a PHP fatal error
    echo $obj->$key1;
    // Trying to make a copy of the keys results in a PHP fatal error
    $a = $obj->$key1;

    // However, the following works fine
    $a = (array) $obj;
    print_r( $a );

    array_values( $a );
    foreach( $a as $val )
        echo "$val\n";

    $b = $a[0];
    ?>

What is the point of the errors, or visibility for that matter, if the results can be
accomplished just as easily in
some other fashion.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-09 8:34

Okay, now we're just being assholes. It's clear that /jp/ is that way
[code].__
|\
  \
   \
    \
     \[/code]

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 11:16

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