I want to learn common lisp

But for fucks sake, emacs and slime, I just don't get it. I don't want to use emacs and slime.
Is there a fucking alternative for vim?

I'm a Lisp programmer.  I, too, hate Emacs + SLIME.  It can fucking DIAF.  I want a real IDE with modern functionality, but there's too much momentum behind the old pieces of dog shit and the barrier to entry is too high for anything to seriously gain traction, it seems.

And Allegro's IDE sucks donkey dick.  Franz themselves recommend using SLIME, the shitfuckers.