I want to learn common lisp

But for fucks sake, emacs and slime, I just don't get it. I don't want to use emacs and slime.
Is there a fucking alternative for vim?

No. There's http://www.vim.org/scripts/script.php?script_id=221, but it's not remotely in the ballpark. You know why? Because vim is a shitty, shitty program with no viable (lol) means of extension. If you've really managed to convince yourself that your time is so cheap that vi-style tap-dancing is worthwhile, you know where to find M-x viper-mode. Or you can use a commercial Lisp with its IDE.